How about this alternate ending edit. Just a little effort improves this movie 100%.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8XE_8f49Qo
Yeah. But what about poor little broom boy? :cry
For that matter, why couldn't hermit, whiny Luke simply Jedi force project a hand to turn off the tracking switch?! The overall stupidity of this film is criminal.
My four year old says "that doesn't look like Yoda, that's not really Yoda is it?". He refuses to believe it. He is OT raised child!
Smart kid with impeccable taste and class!
How about this alternate ending edit. Just a little effort improves this movie 100%.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8XE_8f49Qo
That’s actually very clever!
Not even that. Seriously Nothing.....literally nothing could save that steaming pile of blasphemy. It is a an eternal never ending skid mark on the underwear of the star wars universe. The person on here who's wife said it is a never ending nightmare said it perfectly.
AFTER? I started sinking in my seat during the Poe/hux dialogueJust realized this. I will NEVER forget the feeling I had when I first saw Star Wars A New Hope In Theatres as a child and I will NEVER forget the feeling I had after I saw The Last Jedi for the first time in Theatres.
Complete different ends of the emotional spectrum in every way. Simply put it was like the Difference between Heaven and Hell.
The most uncomfortable part about that scene is that they don't look like breasts, they looked like testiclesView attachment 805419
It was that alien teet milk. Ruined Luke for sure. Poisoned his mind it did.