Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi (tv series)

Palpatine gave Anakin his new name in the security video Obi-Wan watched in ROTS.
Exactly, thank you! And another thing to mention only a handful of people knew vader was Anakin Skywalker.. and if it past life was brought up he would kill you

How does reeeeeeeva (best doomcock impression I can pull off) know who he is?

Vader never wanted to relive his past.. he wanted to destroy it all, that is until he realized he had a son..

“Let the past die”
 
If true that does fit the script, I don’t trust her without the Sith eyes.

I always have to remind myself that TRUE Sith have “Sith Eyes” which are the same shade as “Scott ‘Scut’ Farkus Eyes” from A Christmas Story…

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The more I think about the first two episodes, they seem like a mashup of Blade Runner and Inglorious Bastards. But instead of Christoph Waltz, I just kept thinking of Ty Burrell playing a Nazi in the Key and Peele skit asking the line, “Would you like some beets?!!”
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Exactly, thank you! And another thing to mention only a handful of people knew vader was Anakin Skywalker.. and if it past life was brought up he would kill you

How does reeeeeeeva (best doomcock impression I can pull off) know who he is?

Vader never wanted to relive his past.. he wanted to destroy it all, that is until he realized he had a son..

“Let the past die”
From the previous dialogue in that scene Reva was reading/sensing Kenobi's feelings, not so much reading his mind, as she mentions knowing he is fearful while hiding and then acknowledging his feeling after she drops Vader's name that he didn't know Vader was alive. It's possible Reva got the name Anakin Skywalker from Kenobi's feeling and/or from reading his mind instead of her actually knowing Vader and Anakin are the same person previously. I guess we'll learn more about who knows Anakin is Vader in future episodes.

As someone who watched Rebels, it's nice to see they made the Inquisitors as inept at catching Jedi in live-action as they did in the cartoon. The Inquisitors were never savage in the cartoon, they missed so many chances to simply kill or wound Jedi because the story needed the hunted Jedi to escape. Same in Kenobi. Re-watching the opening scene in the street saloon and the Grand Inquisitor missed his chance to simply 'hold' the escaping Jedi with the force or engage with any kind of fighting skill. Instead, 3 Inquisitors watched the Jedi jump a table, pull down an awning, and then simply run away on foot.
 
Jodo , Dude! We need Brittany commentary! It’s been too long! So much material for the taking! She needs a little caffeine next time (and possibly something something else to drink to enhance the comedic nature of her thoughts…)
I told her there is mounting pressure for her to preform, she just won’t stop going to bed at 10pm, LOL. I’m typically up to 2am in comparison!
 
Already seeing people whining about Reva. I'm really starting to hate this fandom.
Hm. Legit criticism is "whining". Got it.

I thought [Reva] was interesting and the show is off to a strong start
She is actively anti-interesting. Her one-note so far is over-the-top "SENPAI PLEASE NOTICE ME!" by trying to catch Obi-Wan for Vader. And pissing literally everyone off in the process. Maybe it could be written or acted with more nuance, but it isn't. By the time the second episode rolled around, I was cringing every time she was on screen. My casual-fan girlfriend was asked what she thought about Reva the next day and she rolled her eyes and blurted, "Ugh! She is the worst!"

Luke and Leia were decent precocious ten-year-olds, and Ben kept a decent distance from Luke, with good friction with Owen, And I appreciate something happening with the other twin being the only suitable hook to get Ben off Tatooine -- but he shouldn't meet Leia. I consider it as canon-breaking as Vader seeing her ship flee the Battle of Scarif from the belly of the Rebel flagship after the Death Star plans were hand-delivered, rather than "beamed" to her ship. That is, not utterly story-destroying, but something that leaves even casual Star Wars viewers with an unpleasantly vague sense of "off-ness".

Oh boy. The Inquisitors. Just plain awful. Cartoonish, silly, juvenile, and poorly acted. Everyone’s chewing the scenery but worse than that is that the actors clearly don’t think they are—they think they’re putting out some grand performance. The worst by a wide margin is Moses Ingram’s character. Terrible. There is a long, long sequence of her parkouring over rooftops and it’s just unwatchable.
I liked Fourth Sister. But that may be because she didn't do much. I still feel Rupert had entirely the wrong build to play the Grand Inquisitor. never mind bad contacts and prosthetics. His voice was okay, and if that was the selling point, dubbing it over another physical actor I would have preferred. Fifth Brother I didn't even realize was Fifth Brother, he looks so different from how he's supposed to, but he was at least well-written and -acted -- if only he'd been a different character.

A little Temuerra Morrison cameo as a Clone Wars vet. It’s a nice touch, I suppose. Weird that he’s in full armor, and it’s coincidentally the 501st too.
I'm surprised they don't have an "old troopers' home". Wonder how he fell through the cracks. I was half hoping he'd see all the notices about Obi-Wan going up all over and have Order 66 reflexes kick in.
Kumail Najiani (I hope I spelled that right) wasn’t nearly as irritating or as present as I’d feared he’d be.
Oh, I loved him. He was probably the best part of the first two episodes.
Oh, and freaking heck, why was Flea on this show? So, so weird.
Didn't bother me in the least. I totally buy him as a depraved mercenary. *lol*
I really liked Kumali Nanjiani's character, though his redemption was rather hurried. Did I miss something significant with him knowing Obi Wan's name?
Yes. Reva put the notice out all over that Obi-Wan was on the planet. He saw it and went to find Obi-Wan first.

So. Reva. The Grand Inquisitor calls her "the least of us". Fifth Brother seems to be over her in the pecking order. That made me wonder about the ranking. I figured, from Rebels, that the Grand Inquisitor stand in for "First", and the rest are descending from there, however far. Now I've gone back and reassessed. Ninth and Tenth were instructors at the Temple. The rest have been co-opted Padawans and Younglings. Seventh Sister, in Rebels, was pretty effective. Second Sister, in Fallen Order, is definitely struggling, and eventually flips sides (and is killed for it). So it seems there are ten Inquisitors at any given time, lowest numbered the newest or most-watched, for lack of tenure or ability. And, other sources give us a Third Brother closer to the time of Star Wars, so I am hoping that lets us know Reva is going to be dead by the end of this series, and good riddance to Third Sister.

And either the Grand Inquisitor isn't dead, or they're directly contradicting Rebels.
 
Oh. And Vader. He was the Emperor's emissary. He was directing the mission in ESB. Ozzel balked at his authority and Piett saw what that got him. In Star Wars, there was cut dialogue of Motti urging Tarkin to use the Death Star to take out the Emperor and take over, with Tarkin promptly shutting that **** down, so Motti's arrogant disregard for the Force -- and the two Sith Lords running the Empire -- is deeply entrenched. Tarkin's a more pragmatic politician.

Vader seems to have two things he does prior to the destruction of the Death Star (when the Rebellion put itself on the Emperor's radar as something more than a minor annoyance) -- upper-level messenger of the Emperor's will (in the Senate, to high officials like Tarkin and Jerjerrod, etc.), and spec-ops missions where there are usually no survivors to report back about the scary dude in black armor and breath mask. Hard to have a rep among the general populace if the only people he is actively sent after aren't around after to tell them about him. He likely wouldn't be a subject of newscasts, as his focus was pretty narrow and not of general interest. The Inquisitors and Vader sort of formed a triumvirate of "loyalty officers" or "secret police" along with the ISB. Note also, Admiral Yularen from Clone Wars is an ISB agent by Star Wars. He and Vader both move toward the clandestine, and operate mostly within the hierarchical organs of the Empire, ensuring loyalty and obedience. The Empire has Stormtroopers to cow the huddled masses.

Yes, Ben knew Anakin had become Vader. He left him on fire and for dead on Mustafar. Considering all of the Inquisitors are co-opted Younglings, Padawans, and instructors from the Jedi Temple (and the Grand Inquisitor a Temple Guard), I'm pretty sure they'd all know who Anakin was, and, during their training as Inquisitors, Anakin's new identity would be used to convince them to join him on the "right" side. It just wouldn't be general knowledge outside the Inquisitors. Tarkin and Yularen also know, because of their prior relationship, but that's probably about it.
 
Since they decided to take the John Wick bounty scene, I would like to see Obi go full John Wick from here on out and MDK everyone in his way. That would be worth the first 2 episodes being the worst kind of suck "average".
 
So, it occurs that there's every likelihood that this Grand Inquisitor is not the same one who we saw in Rebels. It's a TITLE, after all, not a name...
It would make me INCREDIBLY happy to see Jason Isaacs show up, even in a post season sting, as the new Grand Inquisitor. Although I'm sure some would SWEAR they did it in response to their complaining. Lol
 
Clothes = uniform.
Tattoos = rank markings.

It's not exactly unheard of, and we've seen other members of this species who are not the Grand Inquisitor.

Maybe I'm wrong, but it's worth considering.
I'm pretty sure we've seen him on Nur in some of the trailers. So he's still alive.
 
When will everyone in Star Wars realize there’s only one way that someone’s ever really gone?
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Otherwise we got people getting shot in the stomach, in the chest, getting stabbed, getting cut in half, falling for miles…
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and still living to fight another day. Can’t wait to find out how Han survived in TFA or to see how Jyn and Cassian outran the Death Star’s blast in Rogue One.
 
I mean, it used to mean something when a character had a narrow brush with death that left them changed—when Luke loses his hand in ESB, it was shocking. It then played an even bigger symbolic role in ROTJ when he realized the ways in which he was going down the same path as Vader. Now it just seems like, with very few exceptions, everyone’s been killed at least once and walked away, no big deal, with no real change or trauma from the event.
 
When will everyone in Star Wars realize there’s only one way that someone’s ever really gone?
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Otherwise we got people getting shot in the stomach, in the chest, getting stabbed, getting cut in half, falling for miles…
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and still living to fight another day. Can’t wait to find out how Han survived in TFA or to see how Jyn and Cassian outran the Death Star’s blast in Rogue One.
I just wanted to thank you for this today...my stomach is aching from laughing so hard. I really needed this today.
 
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When will everyone in Star Wars realize there’s only one way that someone’s ever really gone?
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Otherwise we got people getting shot in the stomach, in the chest, getting stabbed, getting cut in half, falling for miles…
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and still living to fight another day. Can’t wait to find out how Han survived in TFA or to see how Jyn and Cassian outran the Death Star’s blast in Rogue One.

Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul.
 
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