Star Trek Into Darkness (Pre-release)

[DARTH SABER]

JJ's Star Trek doesn't adhere to these kind of rules nor does it have any intention of setting up it's own rules. They pretty much adhere to "It's awesome so let's put it in the movie". One instance is the Transwarp equation, a plot device meant solely to move the story along and give us Simon Pegg gags. What's worse is that this Transwarp beaming is something that should fundamentally change the very means of how Starfleet should work. They're beaming individuals lightyears away onto an object moving faster than light. How can we take this piece of fiction seriously when it's willing to toss out so many of it's own rules just for the sake of convenience?

I take it this means you'll be there on opening day?

 

[Bryancd]

How in the world did the Fragileprise survive this?!! :behave

 

[Capn_Jack_Savvy]

Can matter be converted to anti-matter underwater? Or are we simply on impulse engines?

 

[Jeyl]

I take it this means you'll be there on opening day?

Maybe for a matinee. Can't very well give my final opinion without having seen it.

 

[greatwazoo42]

There's going to be manatees?

 

[laserpistol76]

There's going to be manatees?

I assume you mean matinee?

 

[Jet Beetle]

We're talking about the same ship that runs on beer and launch an object that when it explodes, can knock you clear of a black hole. This Hot Rod Enterprise is full of surprises.

All I'm hoping is that the funny little character that acts as a thorn to Simon Pegg's Scotty is in this one. He stole the show by climbing on things and who can forget his look of sadness when --- oh man, I can't even write this as a joke.

 

[greatwazoo42]

No, not matinees! They're big, playful sea mammals. Stick to subject here man!

 

[DARTH SABER]

Can't very well give my final opinion without having seen it.

As opposed to your pre-screening opinions over the last 77 pages? LOL

 

[Jeyl]

As opposed to your pre-screening opinions over the last 77 pages? LOL

We're all in a pre-screening position at the moment. All I've been commenting on is what they've given us so far. But hey, I'll keep doing it as long as folks still continue to read what I have to say.

But if you must know, this is what fuels my hatred.

 

[NakedMoleRat]

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[Michael Bergeron]

I was just thinking, now that JJ is doing both Trek and Wars, how long do you suppose it will take before the Enterprise suffers a (technobable malfuntion) hurtling them across the solar system and when they drop out of warp, they are sitting in front of a Star Destroyer!

No.

No.

No no no no.

NO NO NO NO NO!!!

 

[Mola Rob]

He couldn't get over the loss of his daddy.

He whined like a baby.

Rather than risk losing his ship and friends he destroyed them all.

He became Darth Kirk...


Star Trek Wars Kirk Into Darkness

Coming Summer 2014
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[NakedMoleRat]

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[Michael Bergeron]

I hate you guys so much right now...

:lol

 

[Mola Rob]

And then the TARDIS could materialize and the Doctor comes along for the ride as well!


YEA, this is gold!

It turns out the secret to the Time Lords regeneration powers are....Midi-chlorians!

 

[nickytea]

You are all incredibly clever and creative in the expression of your totally unique and refreshing viewpoints. Thank you for contributing constructively and respecting each other. You've created an open environment where we are all welcome to participate in the discourse.

Your attitudes are all perfectly in keeping with what we can all agree are the ideals of Star Trek. Infinite diversity of opinions in infinite combinations; we are truly a testament to this melting-pot of receptive ideas.

My sincerest of thanks to you all for not creating a shamefully hostile, narrow-minded, droll, embarrassingly unfunny, destructively toned thread.

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[Jet Beetle]

You are all incredibly clever and creative in the expression of your totally unique and refreshing viewpoints. Thank you for contributing constructively and respecting each other. You've created an open environment where we are all welcome to participate in the discourse.

Your attitudes are all perfectly in keeping with what we can all agree are the ideals of Star Trek. Infinite diversity of opinions in infinite combinations; we are truly a testament to this melting-pot of receptive ideas.

My sincerest of thanks to you all for not creating a shamefully hostile, narrow-minded, droll, embarrassingly unfunny, destructively toned thread.

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We're all getting old. No more fighting - a good "back in my day" will suffice.