Spoiler Warning!!!

[Contec]

Soylent Green is made of people!

 

[WarPig]

Sam eats green eggs and ham, and likes them!
Fred dies and comes back as Illyria
Wesley dies
Joyce Summers dies
Tara gets shot by Warren and dies
Warren gets skinned by Willow
Andrew kills Jonathan
The Village is in a wildlife preserve
The creatures in the woods are villagers in costume
Sharktopus gets his brains blown out
Mega Shark sinks to the deep entwined in Giant Octopus
Mega Shark comes back
Mulder is the Smoking Man's son
Agent Spender is Mulder's half brother
The Smoking Man kills Agent Spender
The Wacky Old Man at the Great Northern Hotel is actually the Giant
Neville Sinclair is a Nazi agent
They finally get off Gilligan's Island
IT'S A COOKBOOK!
All the Nazis are killed.
The top three baddies get their heads melted.
Thelma and Louise die.
Butch and Sundance die.
Darth Vader kills Emperor Palpatine
Darth Vader dies

 

[Scareb]

Judgement day still happens

 

[CessnaDriver]

Or did they?

The End???

 

[clonesix]

Vader is Luke's father

 

[Lynn TXP 0369]

Sharktopus gets his brains blown out
Mega Shark sinks to the deep entwined in Giant Octopus
Mega Shark comes back

Doh!! Well, you just saved me $10-15 for those movies...

Lynn

 

[DarkHelmet]

Laura Palmers father killed her.

 

[Solo4114]

They go to jail, but the proceeds from the concert save the orphanage.

Pullo ends up taking care of Caesarion (who is actually his son).

The Roadrunner lives, and Wile E. Coyote gets screwed again.

Lew Lord gives Kermit his own comedy variety show.

Rosebud was a sled.

Everyone in Hamlet dies.

Enkidu dies.

Arthur is taken to Avalon after being slain by Mordred. Percival fakes the throw, but goes back and does it for real.

Alex beats the Ko-Dan Armada.

Jason/Freddy/Michael Myers dies.
Jason/Freddy/Michael Myers comes back.
Jason/Freddy/Michael Myers dies again.

Curly's Gold was a myth.

Mike and the bots get home, but end up watching bad movies anyway.

 

[DarkHelmet]

They save Private Ryan, and on a related note, they save Ryan's Privates.

 

[SSgt Burton]

The distress signal is actually a warning.

Goose is killed.



Kevin

 

[JLeezy23]

Lock is the smoke monster

 

[0neiros]

HAL-9000 is unbalanced and kills everyone but Bowman

HAL can read lips.

And it's Triffids, and SEA Water kills them. (Now why not remake this movie???)

George and Martha never had a child

 

[dbalschi]

Dr Evil is Austin Powers brother

 

[MaulWalker]

Dorothy gets back to Kansas just by clicking her heels three times and says "There's no place like home"

 

[WarPig]

Doh!! Well, you just saved me $10-15 for those movies...

Lynn

Sorry to spoil your fun. If you were to buy only one, get Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus for the cosmic "airplane scene". thumbsup

 

[Birdie]

And it's Triffids, and SEA Water kills them. (Now why not remake this movie???)

I was talking about the lesser known 'Afternoon of the Tiffids' where they are killed by tap water, in the sink (Also known in the UK as 'Night of the Typo' and the US as 'Early Evening of the Pedantic Response'.

 

[Ttaskmaster]

Everyone in Hamlet dies.

Err... Horatio?

OK, perhaps he dies eventually, after a long life....


Everyone and almost everything is either a Screamer, or is killed by one.

 

[Minder Thr33]

ROCKY LOSES
When?
I thought he just wanted to 'go the distance with Apollo Creed', which he did meaning it was a draw?

He still lost the match officially by way of decision.

 

[Alan Cross]

This thread should be a tee-shirt, right? By that I mean the title "Spoiler Alert" should appear at the top of the shirt and then a single column list of the best examples of what people have been pitching runs down the center of the shirt from top to bottom. Someone with the experience and time produces the shirt and cuts me in on the action because doing it as a shirt is my idea... and I live happily ever after.

 

[letmebestormy]

sorta been done already.