Spoiler Warning!!!

[Dung0beetle]

AERIS DIES
SPIKE DIES
NEO DIES
TRINITY DIES
JACK SPARROW DIES
OBI-WAN DIES
YODA DIES
QUI-GON DIES
PADME DIES
BOROMIR DIES
GANDALF DIES(AND IS REBORN)
DUMBLEDORE DIES(SNAPE KILLS HIM)
EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE
BAMBI'S MOM DIES
MUFASA DIES
EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES(EXCEPT OLAN AND BALMAFULA)
GOKU DIES
GOKU DIES AGAIN
GOKU ****ING DIES AGAIN
GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL
PICCOLO DIES
KURIRIN DIES
KRILLIN DIES
TIEN DIES
CHAOZU DIES
YAMCHA DIES
VEGETA DIES
TELLAH DIES
MARIKO DIES
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD
PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER
WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED
THEY FIND NEMO
THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE
OLD YELLER DIES
WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN
GRETCHEN DIES
DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE
MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF
ALEX IS "CURED"
THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE
TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON
MERCUTIO DIES
ROMEO DIES
JULIET DIES
CAESAR DIES
HAMLET DIES
ROCKY LOSES
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
REDRUM IS MURDER SPELLED BACKWARDS
WILLARD KILLS KURTZ
ROCKY LOSES
SCARFACE DIES
SPOCK DIES
W.O.P.R. WAS JUST PLAYING A GAME
THE WIZARD IS THE GATEKEEPER
THEY NEVER FIND THE GRAIL
SIMON AND PIGGY DIE
THE ANSWER IS 42
ROSEBUD WAS A SLED
BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD THE ENTIRE TIME
LENNY IS REALLY SAMMY AND TEDDY IS INNOCENT
CHRISTIAN BALE HAS A TWIN
GEORGE SHOOTS LENNIE IN THE HEAD
THE ENTIRE VILLAGE IS DEAD
DRAYTON KILLS EVERYONE IN THE CAR
SHARK EATS THE BOAT
JAMES KILLED MARY
ANONYMOUS TWISTED CREATURE THING KILLS HARRY
DONNIE DIES
BILL GETS KILLED
ROGER IS KEYSER SOZE
ALICE DIES
YURI DIES
ALICE AND YURI GO BACK IN TIME AND GET TO BE TOGETHER
ARGILLA DIES
HEAT DIES
GALE DIES
CIELO DIES
SERA DIES
SERPH DIES
ROLAND DIES
ANGEL DIES
SERPH AND SERA FUSE TOGETHER TO MAKE SERAPH
JAKE DIES
JACK DIES
JAKE COMES BACK
JAKE DIES AGAIN
CUTHBERT DIES
SUSAN DIES
LOBSTROSITIES DIE
EDDIE DIES


More?

 

[Nwerke]

I liked "WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN". Heh!

 

[EvilRocketeer]

Henry Blake Dies

 

[JLeezy23]

Jack Sparrow dies? Well i guess all those pirates did since it takes place centuries ago

 

[rodneyfaile]

ROY has tears in rain, and then DIES.

 

[Jayn]

"You die, She dies, Everybody dies" (name that movie!)

 

[Boomer]

Jack Sparrow dies? Well i guess all those pirates did since it takes place centuries ago

No technically he dies in the second one.

But funny shiz.

 

[Birdie]

Deckard is a Replicant
Deckard isn't a Replicant
Ozymandias killed The Comedian
Transformers is crap
Ripley is the only survivor
Ripley isn't the only survivor
Oh yes, she is actually.
Ripley dies
Ripley is a clone
The CDC has a talking computer that counts down to doomsday
They (nearly) all died and went to heaven
Elijah Price is a supervillain
Mr Orange is a cop
Tiffids are destoyed by water
Alien invaders are destroyed by water
Alien invaders came for the water
It was Sweet-Pea's story, not Baby Doll's

 

[SmilingOtter]

Titanic sinks.
Kong dies.

 

[Watson]

Roland doesn't Die, he starts all over in the desert with Cuthbert's horn

 

[SSgt Burton]

"You die, She dies, Everybody dies" (name that movie!)

Heavy Metal?


Kevin

 

[Jayn]

bingo! (that scene cracks me up :lol)

 

[robn1]

The Hindenburg blows up.
Apollo 13 makes it back.

 

[cayman shen]

The girl in the Crying Game is a guy!

 

[Solo4114]

Agent Cooper is stuck in the Black Lodge. Laura was killed by her father who was possessed by an evil spirit named BOB.

Sam was in a coma the whole time.
Gene is a spirit guide in the afterlife.

God did it.

It was all just a dream and Bobby is in the shower.

It was all just a dream, and Bob wakes up next to his wife Emily.

It was all the hallucination of a mentally handicapped kid staring at a snowglobe.

The falcon is a fake.

Wash and Book die, but nobody else does.

 

[Ttaskmaster]

WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED
What about Peter, Ray and Egon?

ROCKY LOSES
When?
I thought he just wanted to 'go the distance with Apollo Creed', which he did meaning it was a draw?

ANONYMOUS TWISTED CREATURE THING KILLS HARRY
Oh GOOD!!!!!
Is this before, or after Dumbledore dies?

DONNIE DIES
And the rest of New Kids On The Block?

BILL GETS KILLED
And Ted gets maimed?

ANGEL DIES
He does that at then end of every plot mini-arc when he sleeps with Buffy. We're used to it.

The girl in the Crying Game is a guy!

And the guy in Boys Don't Cry is a girl

Wash and Book die, but nobody else does.

Err.... Mr. Universe?

 

[Nwerke]

Sam is a clone, and so is Sam 2.

 

[YenChih Lin]

Flynn derezzes
Flynn Lives

 

[Solo4114]

Err.... Mr. Universe?

Oh, fine. No one else who COUNTS dies.

 

[MrGzilla]

EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE

haha actually the entire series is in Shinji's head and was constructed by him to deal with the stress of moving to a new school.