tamplain
Well-Known Member
No idea why Robocop needs to be remade.
Aren't we now past the point in time when the original Robocop was supposed to have taken place?
No idea why Robocop needs to be remade.
Aren't we now past the point in time when the original Robocop was supposed to have taken place?
I'll take all the films above and have them done by people who care about film and storytelling and don't make movies using target audiences, marketing research and a box full of numbered cliche's they just stick together.
Films done by people who respect the original material and don't feel that some of the most popular literary or comic book characters need to be "updated". Or people who feel that it wounds their ego if they are stuck adapting some kind of work and start to make unnecessary changes so they can pretend they came up with a betterified version, which it should have been all along.
None of the Hollywood arrogance "yes, it's only the most popular book ever, but we need to throw out 1/3rd of the plot, completely change 1/3rd and make a mess out of the remaining 1/3rd. Why ? Because we are Hollywood, because we can and we are all artistic geniuses that die inside whenever somebody forces us to film somebody else's property, we hate the soup until we pissed in it."
Wonder Woman, John Carter, Conan, Superman, Batman ... all done right or nuts ...
Disney CEO: "Hey, let's take one of the greatest scifi series and turn it into a movie!"
Disney Board Members: "YES!"
*they read the novels*
CEO: "Wait... the Tharks are too alien looking. Let's make them more humanlike so as not to scare children or really anything at all."
Board Member 1: "Also, we'll take the most insignificant characters and make them the overall bad guys."
BM2: "Let's take the Zodanga/Helium war and make it the central story. Forget the story of John Carter's trip across Mars and how his actions shaped the world. Oh, and Zodanga has to be a living, moving city, ignoring the fact that the city itself would crumble from the stress of constantly moving."
BM3: "Woola the Martian dog has to be more kid friendly. Make his teeth barely capable of puncturing paper and give him a dopey look."
BM4: "So as not to scare kids, let's make all the blood a bright happy blue instead of red, despite the biological factors involved. Oh, and spiderwebs. The enemy's stuff has to be spiderlike, because spiders are creepy."
BM5: "Oh, and let's take liberties with the story and lift stuff from other books in the series."
BM6: "Guys... since this movie doesn't exactly fit within the norms of what we consider a Disney movie to be, maybe we should let another company have a crack at it."
*blank stares from around the room*
BM6: "I'm just kidding..."
All: "BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!"
CEO: "Let's get this down to the script department for the Disney treatment."
The Punisher - That's faithful to the comic, but after three tries I don't think it's possible.
Rendezvous with Rama - Best Clarke book ever.
Really? Which comic were you reading? Most of the Punisher comics were approved by the Comics Code Authority and/or Marvel's own rating system.Well, no, because it would be rated X due to extensive violence, profanity, torture, and gore. Seriously, it would make SAW and Hostel look like a Disney flick.
Really? Which comic were you reading? Most of the Punisher comics were approved by the Comics Code Authority and/or Marvel's own rating system.
And Marvel, being a mainstream company (now owned by Disney) is in the business of selling comic books and rarely ventures into X-Rated territory - even in print.
You want your Punisher... not something faithful. And frankly, your vision of the Punisher is doing the character right as the stories have been told for 30+ years now and there's plenty of history to show just how the character works.They were approved, yes, but only because comic book violence is stylized and/or off panel. To translate it to the big screen, you can't realistically do it that way. A good Punisher movie would be like Sin City but with full glorious color and a far greater body count. Frank Castle is a vigilante killer. He's the type of guy who lets himself get locked up in prison so he can take a vacation and kill a bunch of criminals without having to hunt them down.
The sheer amount of violence, gore, murder, and such that would have to be in a proper Punisher film is staggering. It could easily turn into the biggest cinematic bodycount on screen.