I just got back from lunch with the missus, which I've been doing every Thursday for the last two years, parking at the same downtown parking structure at Fifth and Mission:
See where it says "enter here" off to the right? That's where you drive in. There's a little trick to coming up in back from the north and turning right into the entry; I say a little trick because the timing of the lights and the pedestrians make it a bit of a challenge if you've never done it before or are a new or timid driver or whatever. but I could do it blindfolded and drive up and park in roughly the same spot I always do on the fourth floor because I've done it nearly a hundred times in the last two years and often park there when downtown for another fifteen before that.
It's my parking place, downtown.
But today, there wasn't just one car ahead of me at the right turn onto Mission; there were two. And I don't know whose fault it was, but that first car must have been a new driver, or particularly timid, or something, because we sat there the whole green light without moving and about ten seconds into the next one in the cycle before the guy behind him and me and the guy behind me all started honking our horns, expressing our annoyance and dissatisfaction with the first driver who was holding up progress and just generally bringing down the free flow of traffic for whatever reason. They were gumming up the works.
Now, I'm sure this driver was duly licensed and excellent on his home turf and whatnot, but he was causing trouble for those of us who were familiar with the little trick of getting around the corner smoothly and shooting into the garage. So we honked.
If that driver had got out of the car and tried to explain to us that we were rude by honking and that he had a perfectly good reason to stay there frozen like a deer in headlights he would have been murdered and his car flipped onto the sidewalk by an angry mob so we could all go about our days.
And that's all that happened here. Mel got a courtesy honk for driving poorly, and she and everyone who thought the honkers were rude freaked right out.
All I can say is I hope you ****ing ****ers are never behind the wheel in front of
me when I honk at you to get out of my way when you're driving like an idiot, such is my fervent wish.