Indiana Jones and The Hotness of Brook...

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HAL9000

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This movie has just been Greenlit (In my head) :thumbsup
 
See , this would have made Indy 4 better. Even saying this as a girl. Lucas wanted Indy to have had a Daughter and that would have been a million times cooler than Mutt Williams :/ Steven just had a boycrush on La Puff and demanded his inclusion :/
 
Wolfie said:
See , this would have made Indy 4 better. Even saying this as a girl. Lucas wanted Indy to have had a Daughter and that would have been a million times cooler than Mutt Williams :/ Steven just had a boycrush on La Puff and demanded his inclusion :/
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Lucas wanted Indy to have a Daughter? HE DID HAVE A DAUGHTER!

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Unfrotunately, Lucas deleted those scenes on the DVD release of the Young Indiana Jones Adventures, so he retconned her hard. And I just love this quote from the page.

"However, Spielberg objected to the idea, finding it too similar to The Lost World: Jurassic Park."

Wow. Surely having a father/son dynamic has never ever been done by Spielberg before.....

Hook
Minority Report
Catch me if you can
War of the Worlds (Daughter was just baggage)

And less we forget...
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
I'll even throw in Temple of Doom just because Short Round was a freaking boy.

Honestly, I think people have already forgotten the Lost World by now. Not to mention that this would have been Indiana's legitimate daughter (She didn't look mix race to me. Does that always happen?) and that the whole family would be there. I can totally see how audiences would see the comparisons.

And on the subject, with the exception of the Color Purple, has Spielberg ever made a film with a female lead in it? He and George must be boy crazy.
 
:love :eek :love

You guys can criticize the whip, hat and pants all you want. I really couldn't care any less about that crap when I'm looking at that photo...

This forum can really be like living in an episode of the Big Bang Theory sometimes. Definitely amusing... :lol
 
She's way too clean to be an Archaeologist. Hair's all perfect and not uncared for and frizzy. No bra is pretty accurate though.:lol

Then again, all the real Archaeologists I've ever met describe Jones as a "Graverobbing troglodyte" so may not be an issue.
 
I think this is pretty funny. If someone had posted a picture of a Female master chief on a halo forum people would be drooling and post "be in my bunk" posts .But here on the RPF we start by pointing out that her

-Hat is not accurate
-Fake whip
-her pants is not accurate
-her bag is not accurate

People seem to forget that Indy is not a female :p :lol
 
rollerboi said:
I'll be in my 1930's rail car sleeper compartment.
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:lol

Perfect!


P.S. my point about the hat is at once serious and silly by design. I get annoyed at people's lousy fake "fedoras", but the girl is undeniably hot.

P.P.S. I don't know who said anything abotu their not being a bra. Look closer. You can clearly see one.
 
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