…*Now this is the tale of the mutineers,
They're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to build a new empire
It's an uphill climb.
The first mate and her Caesar too,
Will do their very best,
To keep the others alive (servile)
On this remote, planet mess.
No comms! No ship! No phasers, damn!
Not one Star Fleet luxury.
Like Zefram Cochrane among the stars,
It's lonely as can be.
So join us here each week, Trek fans,
You're sure to get a smile (well),
From seventy stranded super-men
Here on … Ce-ti … Al-pha V!!