Your number one WORST film ever.

Christmas With The Kranks is waayyyy up there on my "worst movies EVER" list. But then again, I hate Tim Allen anyway.

Lake House- I actually slept through most of it in the theater. What I did see of it was dull, boring, poorly written, etc.

also...any of those Sci Fi (now SYFY) channel movies
 
2 fast 2 furious, and 4 fast 4 furious :)P) Honestly, the first movie, while still being a quite childish b-movie had some elements of street racing in it, and the 3rd had some really neat driving and was set in a street racing environment, but number 2 and 4 are just incredibly stupid, with nr 4 on the list of the worst movies I've ever seen. I downloaded it illegally and still felt like they had stolen from me by making it. The plot is hilariously evil and stupid (why would any bad guy go through so much trouble to get good drivers, and then kill them all off right away?) And even for me who loves old muscle cars, even I know that they are useless for this kind of driving, not to mention ho many smugglers and drug dealers own cars like that and don't care about the car at all? And you can't both drift and do wheelies on the same set of rear wheels...
 
2 fast 2 furious, and 4 fast 4 furious :)P) Honestly, the first movie, while still being a quite childish b-movie had some elements of street racing in it, and the 3rd had some really neat driving and was set in a street racing environment, but number 2 and 4 are just incredibly stupid, with nr 4 on the list of the worst movies I've ever seen. I downloaded it illegally and still felt like they had stolen from me by making it. The plot is hilariously evil and stupid (why would any bad guy go through so much trouble to get good drivers, and then kill them all off right away?) And even for me who loves old muscle cars, even I know that they are useless for this kind of driving, not to mention ho many smugglers and drug dealers own cars like that and don't care about the car at all? And you can't both drift and do wheelies on the same set of rear wheels...

Thats why they have more than one :lol.

On a side note, Battlefield Earth gets it for me. I absolutely loved the story and have read it many times. To have it ruined like that was disheartening and I don't think i've read the book since.
 
Superman Returns. Between the bad dialogue, to the terrible wig they put on the main actress, it was a mess. Just a MESS. Superman just leaving the people of earth? Whatever.

It was the single worst movie I'd seen, since Attack of the Clones.
 
The only movie that comes to mind right now is Open water i think it was called.

A couple go diving and there boat leaves and they are left in the middle of the ocean.Nothing happened and it was boring. lol
 
I think for me Peter Jackson´s try to bring the LOTR triology to screen has been one of my worst 3 movie expieriences in life. What a waste of creativity.
I even like Bakshi´s animated Version much better. It was finer and warmer from my point of view, and had a so much better score. World´s ahead of the 3 Howard Shore composed.
 
Jaws 3...

I can't believe they actually released it. You can tell the end was shot in a pool and the shark was embarrassing, along with it's "roar".

I scratch my head that Michael Caine agreed to do it.
 
The Terminators and I do not mean the one with Arnold in it. This film was released in 2009 and had the worst acting ever. :sick
 
Jaws 3...

I can't believe they actually released it. You can tell the end was shot in a pool and the shark was embarrassing, along with it's "roar".

I scratch my head that Michael Caine agreed to do it.

That would have been jaws 4 (Jaws the Revenge). Jaws 3 was
the sea world one in Florida. Although that too was considered bad, it is
at least watchable comapinred to Jaws 4.

My worst film is anything staring Will Ferrel. That guy is a total joke.
How he keeps getting film roles is beyond me.

His last film, The others guys was, was totally unwatchable. I gave up
after 20 minutes.
 
My worst film is anything staring Will Ferrel. That guy is a total joke.
How he keeps getting film roles is beyond me.

His last film, The others guys was, was totally unwatchable. I gave up
after 20 minutes.

Compared to his other films, I felt that "The Other Guys" was a masterpiece. It's one of two films with him that I can actually sit through. The other one being "Old School" but I can't disagree about "How he keeps getting film roles is beyond me." I totally agree with that sentiment.
 
That would have been jaws 4 (Jaws the Revenge). Jaws 3 was
the sea world one in Florida. Although that too was considered bad, it is
at least watchable comapinred to Jaws 4.

My worst film is anything staring Will Ferrel. That guy is a total joke.
How he keeps getting film roles is beyond me.

His last film, The others guys was, was totally unwatchable. I gave up
after 20 minutes.
Like most Saturday Night Live alums, he gets cast in a LOT of really stupid movies that pander to the lowest common denominator, comedically speaking, with a few gems sprinkled here & there every so often. First off, if you've never done so, watch Stranger Than Fiction, the one movie where Will plays against type as the STRAIGHT MAN. Brilliant movie with a great concept.

Secondly, there are a few of his comedy roles that are worth sitting through. I thought he was great as Mustafa in the Austin Powers movies. He was perfectly cast as Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Elf is a Christmas classic made even sweeter by the presence of both Bob Newhart and the lovely Zooey Deschanel in its cast. Talladega Nights was much better than I thought it would be, and was also the first movie I saw Amy Adams in before she started gaining such critical acclaim. And Land of the Lost should be watched by anyone that was ever a fan of the original Sid & Marty Krofft TV series from the 1970s... or anyone that hates Matt Lauer and wants to see him be the butt of jokes! ;)
 
Tooth Fairy...you can smell what the Rock is cookin', and it's not nice.
Alien v Predator...what a ****up
 
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