Your number one WORST film ever.

It's got to be The Blair Witch 2: Book Of Shadows.

That's the only film so bad that I have to downplay it's terribleness incase people get curious and waste 2 hours of their lives.
 
I rather liked The Cube. Now the Sequels...UGH

Another one for me - Michael Crichton's "Sphere"

He was young when he wrote Sphere, and it was like he wrote himself into a corner, so he went with the "And the little boy fell out of bed and woke up" Type ending. I had hoped that they would have had a better resolution for the movie...NOPE, "Let's deny it's existence and it'll all go away" was still the ending, so the book, and the movie are on my **** list for being "TIme Thieves".
 
TOP SECRET with Val Kilmer. My parents took me on my birthday to see it when I was a kid and I'll never forget how bored I was watching it.
 
WHAT?!! TOP SECRET is AMAZINGLY awesome! With jokes like the dance scene, the shattering cows, daft little background things like the Prop Room littering the whole thing, what's not to like?

I bet you hated Gremlins 2 also. :p
 
Okay I have hands down THE worst film that ever made it into mainstream release...

"Things" (1989)

You'll have to look it up as the only pictures I could find (the dvd cover) might teeter over the "family friendly" atmosphere being imposed here. ;)


This was released straight to vhs in '89 (but for some reason I thought it was earlier). I rented it.

Worst

film

EVER!

Its claim to fame (if any) was that it was supposed to launch the mainstream career of adult actress Amber Lynn. It is basically a zombie/monster horror film.

No redeeming qualities at all! Looked like a bad two hour long fanfilm!


Kevin
 

I never honestly made it through that movie, but I really loved the soundtrack at the time.

I've seen some terrible cinematic abortions. Picking at horror would be like shooting fish in a barrel. So, I'm going to stick with science fiction. The worst big budget science fiction spectacles I can think of are Wing Commander and A.I.. Wing Commander was just crappy as can be. I felt like I was watching something akin to Power Rangers. It seemed like it had about the same production value in costumes, props, acting, scripts, lighting, etc. A.I. was a total time thief. I bet there has never been a movie that had me so uncomfortable in my seat and so aware of the haltingly slow passage of time. I felt like I aged a year for every hour I sat in that movie. That cinematic abortion proves that no one is perfect. I'm looking at you Spielberg.
 
I typically don't like these kinds of threads, because almost without fail, you'll get people posting who seem to be doing nothing more than poking-a-hornet's-nest/trolling by making comments like: "TEH WORST MOST UTTARLY WORTHLESS PIECE OF S#!% MOVIE EVAR IS 'CITIZEN KANE'!!!1" (or insert other cinematic masterpiece).

Anyway, OT:
I'll agree with ^that^, & add a movie I saw in '87 called: "Munchies". I walked out about halfway through...
 
Twilight

I forced myself to watch this all the way through. I almost killed myself 10 minutes in... :confused

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Titanic....Big hype on a floating turd. Though there are a LOT of movies I have not seen, so it is entirely possible that there is a bigger piece of drivel out there.
 
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