Your number one WORST film ever.

[E-Wan]

It's got to be The Blair Witch 2: Book Of Shadows.

That's the only film so bad that I have to downplay it's terribleness incase people get curious and waste 2 hours of their lives.

 

[niennumb1]

The Cube. Felt like the longest movie ever.

 

[0neiros]

I rather liked The Cube. Now the Sequels...UGH

Another one for me - Michael Crichton's "Sphere"

He was young when he wrote Sphere, and it was like he wrote himself into a corner, so he went with the "And the little boy fell out of bed and woke up" Type ending. I had hoped that they would have had a better resolution for the movie...NOPE, "Let's deny it's existence and it'll all go away" was still the ending, so the book, and the movie are on my **** list for being "TIme Thieves".

 

[darthwhitey]

Nurse Betty

 

[streetjudge79]

TOP SECRET with Val Kilmer. My parents took me on my birthday to see it when I was a kid and I'll never forget how bored I was watching it.

 

[Solo4114]

What?!! TOP SECRET is awesome!

 

[Nwerke]

WHAT?!! TOP SECRET is AMAZINGLY awesome! With jokes like the dance scene, the shattering cows, daft little background things like the Prop Room littering the whole thing, what's not to like?

I bet you hated Gremlins 2 also.

 

[SSgt Burton]

Okay I have hands down THE worst film that ever made it into mainstream release...

"Things" (1989)

You'll have to look it up as the only pictures I could find (the dvd cover) might teeter over the "family friendly" atmosphere being imposed here.


This was released straight to vhs in '89 (but for some reason I thought it was earlier). I rented it.

Worst

film

EVER!

Its claim to fame (if any) was that it was supposed to launch the mainstream career of adult actress Amber Lynn. It is basically a zombie/monster horror film.

No redeeming qualities at all! Looked like a bad two hour long fanfilm!


Kevin

 

[niennumb1]

Dude! Top Secret?! Love that film!

 

[Nightwing Returns]

Gummo.

 

[Forestmoonstudio]

Anything with Will Ferrell!!!!

 

[wuher da brewer]

Gummo.

I never honestly made it through that movie, but I really loved the soundtrack at the time.

I've seen some terrible cinematic abortions. Picking at horror would be like shooting fish in a barrel. So, I'm going to stick with science fiction. The worst big budget science fiction spectacles I can think of are Wing Commander and A.I.. Wing Commander was just crappy as can be. I felt like I was watching something akin to Power Rangers. It seemed like it had about the same production value in costumes, props, acting, scripts, lighting, etc. A.I. was a total time thief. I bet there has never been a movie that had me so uncomfortable in my seat and so aware of the haltingly slow passage of time. I felt like I aged a year for every hour I sat in that movie. That cinematic abortion proves that no one is perfect. I'm looking at you Spielberg.

 

[NAZGÛL]

Alien vs Predator... The props are amazing for sure, but storywise...

 

[Nexus6]

I typically don't like these kinds of threads, because almost without fail, you'll get people posting who seem to be doing nothing more than poking-a-hornet's-nest/trolling by making comments like: "TEH WORST MOST UTTARLY WORTHLESS PIECE OF S#!% MOVIE EVAR IS 'CITIZEN KANE'!!!1" (or insert other cinematic masterpiece).

Anyway, OT:

House of the Dead

House of the Dead (2003)

I'll agree with ^that^, & add a movie I saw in '87 called: "Munchies". I walked out about halfway through...

 

[MooMooEgg]

Twilight

I forced myself to watch this all the way through. I almost killed myself 10 minutes in... :confused

 

[NakedMoleRat]

Titanic....Big hype on a floating turd. Though there are a LOT of movies I have not seen, so it is entirely possible that there is a bigger piece of drivel out there.

 

[Wes R]

Transformers revenge of the fallen.

 

[Tommyfilth]

A.i.

Tl

 

[EvilRocketeer]

The Messengers or the remake of the Fog

 

[darth_myeek]

Maximum Overdrive. I know this is a double post but I am still mad.