I had a lot of exclamations in Human Nature and The Family of Blood:
*The Doctor wakes up*
The Doctor: Come in.
Martha Jones: Pardon me, Mr.Smith,
Me: What?
Martha: you're not dressed yet. I can come back later-
John Smith (The Doctor): No, it's alright, it's alright. Put it down. I was, um... Sorry, sorry. Sometimes I have these extraordinary dreams.
Martha: What about, sir?
John Smith: I dream I'm this... Adventurer. This...daredevil, a madman. 'The Doctor', I'm called. And last night I dreamt that you were there, as my... companion.
Martha: The teacher and the housemaid, sir? That's impossible.
John Smith: Ah no, a man from another world, though...
Martha: Well it can't be true because there's no such thing.
Me: What?!
John Smith: This thing...*he picks up the watch* The watch...Ah, it's funny how dreams slip away. But I do remember one thing; it all took place in the future. In the year of Our Lord two thousand and seven.
Martha: I can prove that wrong for you sir, here's the morning paper. It's Monday, November tenth, nineteen thirteen, and you're completely human, sir. As human as they come.
John Smith: Mmm, that's me; completely human.
Me: WHAT?!?!?!
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And then that scene where he sets off a chain of events that stop a baby from being crushed.
Me: Woah
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John Smith: It must be so confusing for you. Martha, this is what we call a story.
Me: Oh no he didn't.
Martha: Oh you complete....THIS *she waves her finger to indicate The Doctor* is not you, THIS is nineteen thirteen.
John Smith: Good. This IS nineteen thirteen.
Martha: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry but I've got to snap you out of this. *She slaps him*
Me: You go girl!
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Tim Latimer: He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun.
John Smith: [quickly and almost whispering] Stop it.
Tim Latimer: He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and can see the turn of the universe.
John Smith: [Panicked/Angry] Stop it, I said stop it!
Tim Latimer: and... he's wonderful.
Me: Oh yes he is!
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*The Family turn to see The Doctor enter the ship*
John Smith: Just... *lurches* Just stop the bombardment. That's all I'm asking. I'll do anything you want, just stop.
Baines: Say please.
John Smith: Please.
Jenny: Wait a minute. *Inhales deeply* Still human.
John Smith: Now I can't... I can't pretend to understand, not for a second, but I want you to know that I'm innocent in all this. He made me John Smith. It's not like I had any control over it. *hits more buttons by accident*
Jenny: He didn't just make himself human, he made himself an idiot.
Baines: Same thing, isn't it ?
John Smith: I don't care about this Doctor and your family, I just want you to go. So, I've made my choice. *holds out watch* You can have him. Just take it, please! Take him away.
Baines: At last. *takes the watch* Don't think that saved your life.
*he pushes the Doctor away and, as he falls, the Doctor hits more buttons*
Baines: Family of Mine, now we shall have the lives of a Time Lord.*he opens the watch, The Family all breathe deep* It's empty!
John Smith: Well, where's it gone ?
Baines: You tell me.
*Baines throws the watch and the Doctor catches it one-handed*
The Doctor (normal voice) : Oh,
Me: Yes! It's him again!
The Doctor: I think the explanation might be you've been fooled by a simple olfactory misdirection... little bit like ventriloquism of the nose. It's an elementary trick in certain parts of the galaxy. But it has got to be said... *puts on glasses* I don't like the looks of that hydroconometre. It seems to be indicating you've got energy feedback all the way through the retrostabilisers feeding back into the primary heat converter... ah *hisses* 'Cause if there's one thing you shouldn't have done, you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons- But, in fairness, I will give you one word of advice.. Run.
Me: Yeah! Run!