I would like to see a lot less nature films where, like the lemmings, the camera crew and "scientists" just came out to film a snuff nature film and are very heavy handedly making sure it happens.
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I am, of course, stuck in the car waiting on family, so here is another.
I don't wish to see an epic storyline like Mulan completely wiped and brought back as a mystic chi power film. I liked the dragon and the idea behind trying to assist her but she rocked as a character because of her character not because of her super powers. Feels like something I have whined about before but I am not currently interested in looking back to see if I did.
But she really did have a hero persona that I loved but it got tossed for chi powers.
Agreed, not his fault but when I heard C.Bales whisp I couldn’t help but hear it in Bruce/Batman.They have been too dark & serious with Batman since at least 'Begins'. We put up with it during the Nolan era because the movies were good but it was still a bit off the mark IMO.
The whole concept was overcoming. Overcoming evil, injustice, the abuse of power and specifically Bruce's own palpable reasons for revenge. If that all falls away, he is just two-face without the good side.They have been too dark & serious with Batman since at least 'Begins'. We put up with it during the Nolan era because the movies were good but it was still a bit off the mark IMO.
The whole concept was overcoming. Overcoming evil, injustice, the abuse of power and specifically Bruce's own palpable reasons for revenge. If that all falls away, he is just two-face without the good side.
I get it, and I like the Nolan movies for what they are. But IMO as a general rule, traditional caped superhero movies should not be as serious & grownup as 'Heat'.
Batman is an all-ages franchise but IMO it has not produced a single all-ages movie. For 35 years they have been making movies either too heavy for kids, or else too immature/crappy for adults. I wish they would occasionally strike a balance. Give us something like the Donner Superman movies or the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man shows.
I fully agree on both examples given. As for a batman example, several of the animated series did a better job portraying my image of Batman than did any movie ever made. Of course, likely not coincidence, it was Mark Hamill's time frame as Joker. Batman the animated series was not campy (not saying I am not campy) but was still positive. Several later series kept in this vein, serious but positive.
Another pet peeve is hordes of disposable guards and minions that never say: "F this, I'm not willing to die for this lousy evil villain / company / whatever for this lousy pay. I'm going home."My problem with guards in movies is that people can take out guards at will and sneak around. Now I may be wrong, but I would guess guards, especially military, would be checking in with someone fairly regularly for that exact reason.
Iron Man 3 had a great scene with just that scenario.Another pet peeve is hordes of disposable guards and minions that never say: "F this, I'm not willing to die for this lousy evil villain / company / whatever for this lousy pay. I'm going home."
They rarely react to their fellow guards / minions dying by the hundreds and they don't get scared or run away, but just keep fighting like a robot.
Iron Man 3 had a great scene with just that scenario.
“I don’t even like working here, they are so weird".Yeah that was great. I forget his exact line, but he kind of just throws his hands up and says "Hey I'm just doing this for a paycheck, I'm out!"
Same thing goes for the The Winter Soldier at the beginning where Cap boards that ship. At one point he's fighting a group of guards and he literally punches one of them 20ft across the deck into a wall. The other guy immediately attacks. I'd be like "Whoa this is a big misunderstanding, I surrender and will serve my jail time!" I could see if it was Hydra, but I don't think that crew was Hydra.
On dialogue, when a movie set in Medieval times use hip young person phrases to pander to the audience. It drives me crazy when a renaissance painter say a woman is hot, or other such nonsense. I specifically mean when everything else is trying to be the right period, IE, costumes, sets weapons, etc. but they throw in current year phrases... usually trendy **** that will age poorly (in only a year or two).
What makes this more difficult of it is not translated correctly from the original Klingon.That can be problematic in historical pieces simply because language is in a constant state of change/modification. I'd much rather a movie that's set, say, in Medieval times (to use your example), primarily written in English, use modern forms of that language so the audience will readily understand what is being said rather than have them require a crash course in Medieval English to understand dialogue like, "Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate; rough winds do shake the darling buds of May. and summer’s lease hath all too short a date. Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines, and often is his gold complexion dimm'd, and every fair from fair sometime declines."