Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?
Look into my eye. (I use this line ALL the time.)
This is rumor control.
You've been in my life so long, I can't remember anything else.
I gotta "re-educate" some of the brothers!
I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.
All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!
It's a bug hunt
Boy's definitely got a corncob up his ass.