Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Pre-release)

[Axlotl]

"I'm not sad. Debate me."

 

[Bigdaddy]

Who doesn't enjoy mass debating?!

 

[modelcitizen]

there'll be alot of de-batin' in the solitary dark from here on out....
hatewatch batin' and all that lol

 

[mattycsi]

Who doesn't enjoy mass debating?!

I do, an I got the forearm to prove it...
... I may have misunderstood!

 

[modelcitizen]

then the baitin' for batin' shall commence....

 

[ghostryder]

 

[robn1]

This is reportedly the opening crawl.

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[modelcitizen]

....................

 

[modelcitizen]

sounds contrary to "confirmed"....

 

[ConvergencePro]

This is reportedly the opening crawl.

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God that was a hard read... they bring the Emperor back with all the grace of MDPD rescuing a hostage UPS driver during rush hour traffic

Ya like how every SW film opening crawl is more or less linear to the events in its predecessor but then E9 comes along and is just “HAHA!! THINK AGAIN SUCKA!! HAND GRENADE TO THE FACE!!”
(I know TFA’s is crap too but this pulls a “hold my beer”)

 

[robn1]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1206747374506385408

 

[kamandi]

I read the first couple lines and stopped. I'm just going to assume that whole thing ends with "Epstein didn't kill himself."

 

[robn1]

Screenshots from the premiere.

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[Captain Dunsel]

Oh Mr. Zeroh, you are just a hoot!

The dramatic turn towards camera, on the latest video, is click-bait enough for me—let alone the promise of a full-blown “confession”.

Tell us your deep, dark, secrets sir! I beseech you. Unburden your soul!

 

[Captain Dunsel]

Spoiler: Image Comments

On the surface, these images appear to align with the purported leaks.

All in all, Harold Q.Palpatine looks pretty good for a guy that has been through what he has been through.

 

[modelcitizen]

and the Master Debaters 'bated....

 

[Mr Webber]

Leaks 100% confirmed. Reddit is now on a deleting frenzy but like Hydra, cut off one head and two more take its place. Im calling Solo 2.0 on this. Media embargo lifts in 30 minutes or so. Prepare for The Rise of The Shills.

 

[Captain Dunsel]

Spoiler: 1:1 Replica Prop From The Film

The first official 1:1 replica of the Yellow Rey Saber has already hit the market.

 

[modelcitizen]

is Kyle Katarn in this movie?

 

[Psab keel]

Palpatine's behind it all! Plinkett was right all along!