Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Pre-release)

[Psab keel]

I'm dying! Green Milk, Ron Burgundy memes... what's not to love?

 

[edge10]

Sun out the butt is not a force power. It's what happens if you drink too much green milk. Does it every time.

Have you seen TROS? If not, don't be too sure that Force Flatulence is not a force power.

 

[The Brahma Bull]

Threads about a nee SW movie that premiers in about 2 weeks from now. People making fun of force farts, because it would not even be the most stupid thing about the main character... Well done Disney, really Well done.

 

[NeoRutty]

I'd say well done. How many other flicks have 261 pages of people talking about it?

And it'll make HUGE BANK.

Well done, Disney. Well done.

 

[RodanAZ]

And it'll make HUGE BANK.

No question. But for how long will the Brand sell, if the product is garbage? Eventually, the customers will go elsewhere.

 

[NeoRutty]

Rogue one was 3 years ago and the brand is still doing well...

But seriously.... Phantom menace was 20 years ago... so at least 20 years.

And by then I'll be enjoying movies while everyone is complaining how Don Bluth Pictures (I'm expecting a come back) is ruining Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 11

 

[Bigdaddy]

I've been making fun of Star Wars since George made the prequels, I see no reason to stop now!

 

[Psab keel]

Financial success isn't always the best barometer of quality film making. Though that's kind of moot because quality and box office results have been debated to death.

In ten years they'll announce Episodes 10, 11, and 12. I'd be shocked if it DIDN'T happen. Rey's adopted children will be the next group of heroes.

Star Wars. It's never REALLY gone.....

 

[Mr Webber]

I'd say well done. How many other flicks have 261 pages of people talking about it?

And it'll make HUGE BANK.

Well done, Disney. Well done.

261 pages comprised mostly of ridicule and apathy. "Your overconfidence is your weakness" Sage words from a long dead and vaporized old Sith. Oh wait.....

The fandom post TLJ may prove to be a menace to the Disney accountants. Reshoots rarely come cheaply.

 

[PantheraGem]

Wonder if Palpatine will have Force Fart Lightning..... Hmmmm.

 

[NeoRutty]

There is ZERO chance 10, 11, 12 won't hit theaters within a decade.

And they will break records with it... and everyone will say Disney is killing Star Wars... And on and on and on and on....

 

[ThreadSketch]

Sun out the butt? It's a new Force power!!

Apparently the phrase "stick it where the sun don't shine" doesn't apply to her?

I'm late to the party without Starbucks, but I'm surprised none of y'all hit up the Butt Sunning meme - maybe it's just a New New Jedi Order practice.

 

[Psab keel]

I wasnt even aware.... that's disturbing.

 

[ThreadSketch]

I just found out about it a few days ago...still pouring the mental bleach down my ear canal.

 

[Joek3rr]

 

[Joek3rr]

 

[Mr Webber]

 

[jhazard]

But they don't do screenings.

This is different because....

 

[Jamesfett]

Yeah Disney makes money no matter how much the new Star Wars sucks. A lot of money.

Imagine how much they would make if it was good???????

 

[edge10]

I'll just drop this here: