Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Pre-release)

[Psab keel]

Gold, schmold! That's okay. They just forgot to paint the target on his forehead. R2 doubles as an external hard drive in TFA so no worries about 3PO. No one's ever really gone.

 

[robn1]

Disney/LFL may have been better off when they were plagiarizing poster art, because this is what they come up with on their own. Never mind that the sun appears to be shining out of Rey's backside, but that Luke, Leia, Kylo mashup in the background looks like the monster from Poltergeist 2. Hey maybe they plagiarized it after all

 

[Egon Spengler]

ugh

 

[Psab keel]

Sun out the butt? It's a new Force power!!

 

[PantheraGem]

And here comes the Sun-Crusher!

 

[Tan Djarka]

Apparently the phrase "stick it where the sun don't shine" doesn't apply to her?

 

[Psab keel]

To be fair the part with Kylo looks really cool. I'll take real poster art over photoshop collages any day.

Plus it's still better than the ROTS teaser poster with Anakin's cloak trying to emulate the Vader mask. That thing was hideous.

 

[peterquill]

i havent really looked at the poster before,
it does look like something a kid chucked out of a quick photoshop class, i wonder how much someone was paid for that, and how it was even signed off,
anyway im seeing things like is that palpatines eye in the lightning, and is that luke or obi wan i see, it certainly looks more like obi wan to me, or one of those crazy magic eye things,
i'll bet theres also a sail boat in there somewhere,

 

[Psab keel]

You know what?????!!!! There is no Easter Bunny! It's just a guy in a suit!!!

 

[edge10]

Apparently the phrase "stick it where the sun don't shine" doesn't apply to her?

One of the many powers of the Mary Sue: her poots don't stink.

 

[Psab keel]

They literally smell like roses!

 

[AJTaliesen]

They try to blow a lot of sunshine up our butts, why not Rey?

 

[Psab keel]

Maybe that's how she'll defeat Steve Ovaltine. Just a toot of sunshine. Light side of the Force indeed!

man did this go off the rails fast. hahaha

I don't care how old or how refined you are, farting is always funny.

 

[Bigdaddy]

They literally smell like roses!

They smell like a maintenance worker?

 

[Psab keel]

I see what you did there. It crossed my mind too, but I was afraid I would get roasted for being "racist."

 

[The Brahma Bull]

One of the many powers of the Mary Sue: her poots don't stink.

And can be used as "Force Push".

 

[Psab keel]

That's what they were doing. Just using the Force to direct it.....

 

[Cappy]

or Force propulsion. Hey maybe that's what Leia used to get back to her ship in TLJ.

 

[Frogfreak]

 

[Ron]

Sun out the butt is not a force power. It's what happens if you drink too much green milk. Does it every time.