Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Pre-release)

[Galactican]

INDEED!

no knights of Ren, unless those jawa hands are one of them welding kylo's helmet back together

Well, I think it is Kylo (wearing parts of Joonas' costume, maybe as a ritual to start a new career as Wookie hunter; remember, he once was shot badly by one of their kind)...

 

[Halliwax]

that, or the good old doctor from umbrella academy got ahold of kylo...

 

[CessnaDriver]

There are not enough sharks in the sea for all the jumping they do.

 

[Halliwax]

There are not enough sharks in the sea for all the jumping they do.

ive worked all day, no jumping for me

 

[DARKSIDE72]

Looks like more rediculous "Mary sue" tripe. Rey....the god like warior saves the day.....Pass....Star Wars is ruined and dead. Thanks TLJ...
Poor Billy Dee...cane,trouble making complete coherent sentences...Dragged out for celebration. Loved the original character but he's far past it.

 

[NeoRutty]

Looks like more rediculous "Mary sue" tripe. Rey....the god like warior saves the day.....Pass....Star Wars is ruined and dead. Thanks TLJ...
Poor Billy Dee...cane,trouble making complete coherent sentences...Dragged out for celebration. Loved the original character but he's far past it.

NO JEDI HAS EVER FLIPPED!!!!!

 

[DARKSIDE72]

Okay....whatever that means...

 

[Captain Dunsel]

“Rise of Skywalker”...

What could it mean??? What could it mean???

Mark Hamill is getting up there in years and the movie is all about how he has must rise...

Could it be? Maybe? His back has stiffened while sitting in a chair and, after considerable effort, he “rises” to pick up the remote??

Or, could it be a more tragic tale...has Luke grown so old that he has fallen and can’t get up until the Med-Alert staff receive his alert and assist him in “rising” back to his feet?

 

[Psab keel]

I love how there is a huge section of one of the Death Stars intact even though each one exploded in balls of fire.

 

[NeoRutty]

Alright I've had some lunch beers, evened out with some red bull... let's dig into this hickey-hiding nonsense.

- So Rey is all heavy breathing, in a desert. Oh so now they're just doing TFA shot for shot? Rey is no Finn. And Finn is no Solo. And screw JJ for killing Solo. I'm out.

- Don't get me started on that stupid hickey-covering collar. gods.

- Oh look... she catches her breath so easily! OF COURSE. Luke would have needed twice as long. Stop making Rey like she's got Olympic Swimmer lungs. We've only seen her in water ONCE.

- Why can't JJ put space ships in space? Stupid.

- Rey flips? What other crazy new Jedi powers is she going to CREATE next?! Running fast?! Being in a Star Wars movie? Mary Sue.

- Oh nice... a planet with a city in it. BEEN THERE DONE THAT. I bet it's Rose's home planet. Looks like crap Super Nintendo graphics. I'm already never seeing this.

- Kylo throwing another hissy fit. What an emo. JJ sucks. This, so far, is worse than The Last Jedi.

- Why is EVERYONE HIDING THEIR NECKS. Hickeys. Gorramit.

- Why does FINN have Rey's staff? CAN'T THEY DESIGN A NEW WEAPON!?!?! I'm supposed to believe she kept that staff around? F-U JJ.

- BB-8 sucks and so does the Pixar lamp next to him. Bring back R2-D2... but don't bring back anything I recognize cuz it's all fan service.

- Donald Glover got FAAAAAAAAT. Jeez Disney hire these guys trainers. Actually no, save that money for reshoots cuz so far these 2 minutes have shown to be GARBAGE.

- Lightspeed?!?!? More of the same. Star Wars is dead.

- "The saga comes to an end" Thank god. Without Lucas, this whole thing is Poodoo. I want to hear about how horrible sand is.

- Scarves and collars.... everywhere.

- Medal of Yavin? Is that Han's? I bet she wipes her butt with it - just like JJ is doing with my childhood.

- More REY AND LEIA HUGGING?!?!?! WHERE'S CHEWIE'S HUG?!?!?!?!? I'm out.

- Is that the death star?!?! Obviously MAR-REY SUE is going to LIFT IT OUT OF THE WATER! Thanks for ruining everything KK. Why are you making Rey THAT STRONG. If she even moves it an inch I'm gonna start punching theater kids.

- Was that Palpatine? AWESOME.



Can't wait.

 

[Psab keel]

NeoRutty I wish I could love your post, not just like it. That literally made me laugh out loud.

I'm not wild about the title. The costumes look good. I don't really feel one way or another about the trailer. I'm mostly indifferent towards this anymore.

 

[JediMichael]

A bunch at my work are so very sure that Rey is a clone.

Who knows. At this point, I'm not going to even try and figure it out, as Disney throws to many things and loopholes and stuff like that.
I'll watch any trailers and then just go see the movie for whatever it ends up being.

 

[jusdrewit]

Rian Johnson: Let the past die
Palpatine: Hold my beer

 

[Joek3rr]

Ohh, wait a minute... I may have read a theory about a Mortis connection here on the forum. Maybe they are trying to establish that in the movies as well?

Some really weird things have happened in Star Wars recently. In Rebels they bridged time and space going into the World Between Worlds. And in the Vader comic. A "door" is opened into the some realm of the Force. And the Sith Lord Momin brings reunites with his body. And later Vader goes in and sees Padmé.

 

[Strikerkc]

*Nerd shouts at cloud* "STAR WARS IS RUINED! IT'S HORRIBLE NOW THAT IT'S NOT THE SAME AS MY FAN FICTION!"

 

[Captain Dunsel]

I love how there is a huge section of one of the Death Stars intact even though each one exploded in balls of fire.

Agreed. Ridiculous. Both Death Stars were pulverized into small bits.

 

[Scarecrow Joe]

The amount and quality of the whining has been reaching new heights! Its beginning to be entertaining even!

 

[Scarecrow Joe]

Agreed. Ridiculous. Both Death Stars were pulverized into small bits.

Yes because looking for such thing makes complete sense in a fantasy film where people move things with their minds and a ship that looks like a hamburger reaches lightspeed......

Are some of you hearing yourselves? LOL!

 

[Cameron]

Yes.....release your hate. ...... muaaahhhaaaaaaaa

 

[Scarecrow Joe]

Yes.....release your hate. ...... muaaahhhaaaaaaaa

DEW IT!!!!