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Re: Star Wars Episode VII

Yoda?! :lol



There's a bunch of Brits in Phantom Menace ;)



Captain Panaka
Ric Olié (the pilot)
Darth Maul both Actor and voice actor
Sio Bibble
C-3PO
Yoda
Chancellor Valorum aka General Zod
Watto
Boss Nass
and so on :p



Forget marriage, you don't even need to have sex in order to get preggers, just look at Anakin...
 
Re: Star Wars Episode VII

What if he'd been born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus traveling down Highway 41?

I literally just listened to this song 3 minutes ago, driving home, and that line was stuck in my head as I read your post.

Mind = blown
 
Re: Star Wars Episode VII

Imagine how many exes you would acquire in 900 years. Yoda probably has a lot more than 2 who want to stone him.
 
Re: Star Wars Episode VII

Imagine how many exes you would acquire in 900 years. Yoda probably has a lot more than 2 who want to stone him.
Unless he married a female from within his own species, and they have the same life expectancy. Gives the phrase "'Til death do us part" a whole new meaning.
 
Re: Star Wars Episode VII

Anyone else besides me who would like to see some old familiar ships like Star Destroyers in Ep7?

Yoda is a sexually repressed Jedi, he has no wife ;) :lol

For my ally is sexual frustration, and a powerful ally it is

:lol
 
Re: Star Wars Episode VII

Anyone else besides me who would like to see some old familiar ships like Star Destroyers in Ep7?

Yes for me. I want to see a tired galaxy that still has warlords roaming around the cosmos grasping at the remnants of the once great Empire. Slightly upgraded but still essentially the same tech.

That's just me though.
 
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