This response goes to eleven; you've just won the Internet.Well he did like people looking up to him.
For starters, he'd get three to four Ewoks for every Wookiee he had planned to use. That fills up a whole lot more scenery...providing you put the cameras low enough, that is....Besides, they replaced the impractical Wookie army with a whole army of little people wearing the same costumes. How much cheaper/easier could that have really been?
I agree. I realize Lucas wanted to sell cutesy little teddy-bear-like toys by that point, but if their "battle attitude" had been more vicious it would have been more believable....If the Ewoks had been played just a little differently the concept might have been plausible. Have the Ewoks be less of a genuine threat to the Stormtroopers & AT-STs and more of a distraction/annoyance. Give the Ewoks a few nastier combat tactics & traps. Problem solved.
Today people act like it's absurd that the Ewoks gave the Empire a struggle on Endor. But in the early 1980s the Vietnam war was still a fresh memory. The US war machine had struggled against a barefoot jungle insurgency.
It was hardly a "barefoot jungle insurgency", the VC were pretty well armed & trained and had the support of the NVA along with Russia & China. What made the VC so effective was that they knew the terrain and like insurgents in Afghanistan & Iraq they could just put down their rifles and blend in with the civilians. On top of that, they had safe havens across the border in other countries, our troops were constantly being micro-managed from the White House, and there wasn't enough emphasis on proper counter insurgency tactics.
No, Vietnam is hardly a good analogy. Personally, I can't think of any instance of where a technologically advanced nation, or military, has ever been defeated by a vastly more primitive opponent with primitive weapons. Custer & the Little Big Horn is the closest example I can think of but the Indians there actually had rifles along with their bows so that's not the same as the Ewoks on Endor.
I don't think he would be back any time soon.
Anakin put a sample of his DNA inside C3PO while he was building him, in the event of his death it was supposed to grow into a clone of his, but when his memory was wiped it was never activated.
This was inadvertently activated when he was shot by the stormtroopers on cloud city, and that is why Vader wouldn't let Boba Fett shoot Chewie with 3PO on his back.
Jabba's pet could smell the clone growing inside 3PO and that is why he tried to eat his eye, and even the Ewoks could sense something special about him.
Over the last 32 years the clone has been gradually replacing the inside of the droids body with his own organic flesh.
And that is why the voice over by Luke says his father has it, and why we never see 3PO.
Here's where I'm at with this one...
I'm really putting myself out there this time. I'm ready to love again. After an abusive relationship more than a decade ago, I've finally remembered that not all Star Wars is bad Star Wars. So this time I feel like I've finally found a Star Wars that will treat me right and really take care of me.
However, if this Star Wars hurts me again, because of how much of my heart I've put into this, I will be crushed emotionally for the rest of my life.