That was an epic summary about just how daft the story was !!! Although I saw it for the second time and still enjoyed it the “silly side” of things did start to intrude a bit. Given just how few villagers there were wouldn’t it be easier just to have stunned the lot of them when they slept, freeze the volcano THEN let them wake up. And, given that they decided to build their village just under a towering volcano the chances of them ever surviving long enough to even design the wheel, let alone a civilization capable of building a star ship seemed VERY remote to me. Which made the Prime Directive protocol breach seem an even more laughably weak excuse to demote Kirk. One village, oh come on! Every one else of the planet would have pointed at them and laughed, much the same as we do to UFO abductees today! And I still don’t see Earthlings making warp speed into space any day soon either.
I did detect a noticeably larger amount of what seemed to Lindeloffen radiation poisoning the storyline here than in the first one, ie keep things moving along so quickly you don’t give the audience time to think the plot holes and logic until well after the film ends. And then what will you do with what you have done to it ? Trans warp beaming/ medical resurrection from anything but the most extreme forms of disintegration to name but a few, but then we’ve just seen exactly the same thing in Iron Man 3 with the Extremis effect and the remote control suits. Storyline options are being wiped from the future more effectively than a time slipped Romulan with a grudge against Vulcan.
But then lets be honest here. Just how possible is it EVER going to be for them to as produce anything “Original” ,even in an altered timeline, given the sheer amount of Star trek that exists in the universe today.
Remember there have now been a total of twelve movies, six TV series with a staggering 726 episodes between them and god knows how many novels , comic strips ,games etc as well !
So the chances of ANY writers boldly going where no one has been before are remote to say the very least.
I still think this was a highly enjoyable piece of pop corn cinema and one of the best Treks and I’m no trekkie. I’d go First Contact/ Wrath of Khan for first and tie STID and ST2009 in second, I‘m not too fussy .
However, all this moaning about the box office take raises an interesting few points though. It should do much better overseas than US domestic this time and I should think it will do $400 million which is a tidy sum for any film, particularly a Star trek movie.
BUT , this year more than any there are a huge number of pretty high quality blockbusters coming out through the summer, (in June there is one out almost every week) and, given the cost of 3D tickets, I doubt that everyone, particularly those with families are going to fork out a fairly substantial portion of the household entertainment budget to go to the cinema every weekend ( given that they can pick up the same film on DVD in three months time). Which means we will probably have some fairly decent films that will “disappoint” in box office terms simply because there are a lot of them out there at the same time