Absolutely! Celtic's death was probably the dumbest one I've ever seen. He kicks the **** out of the alien and then dies so stupidly. Garbage. Hopefully someone will put some thought into these films some day. Some day....
when they titled them "aliens v Predator", they seemed to do their level best to give us exactly that : multiple aliens, singular Predator :-( it was nice to see multi Preds, but when they're killed that easily - even assuming they were teh inexperienced younger ones - it kinda cheapens them.
as for the fast gestation, there was comment by Anderson at the time that removed scenes explained that the aliens were indeed drug induced to speed up growth.
ah, managed to find it here http://www.movieweb.com/news/NECpIJEFvPEPGL :
"I asked, "Does that include the acceleration of the alien life cycle or was that just conveniant."
Whoops, I had hit a nerve. He shook his head. "No, no, the machine that the Predators built to house the Queen pumps her full of hormones that accelerate the birth of the creatures. If we'd seen the REAL film, we'd know that.""
so there y'go.
Alright... I've held off long enough trying to gather my thoughts on this subject, and after lots of deliberation, this is what I've come up with... I don't care. I don't care anymore. I really don't. I am so ******* turned off of Fox's interpretation of the Predator creature I don't care. It doesn't matter who writes the movie or what... it's going to be **** regardless.
AVP was a joke. The Predator went from being a cold and calculating killer to an obese, highschool football player retard with only a helmet to differentiate each character. Oh wait, I'm sorry, one of them had skulls on spikes that he wore on his back. And the worst part of it all is, that they didn't use what was already there - IE the COMICS. If they had followed the original script (yes, there was one, and I HAVE IT), it would've been pretty cool. The script pretty much borrows everything from the comic book series. You had Machiko and Broken Tusk... two great characters. You're probably asking yourself about the credibility of the script that I got... well, I bought it the same time I bought the Alien:Resurrection script. Guess what... the Alien: Ressurection script was pretty much dead on.
Anyhow, AVP sucked for soo many reasons. One - the fans anticipated the return of the Predator. They got his idiot second cousin who "didn't know better." The Aliens were redesigned to spite H.R. Giger. I don't know if that was the original intention, but that's what it did. I like how they say that they wanted to stay true to Gigers design, but there's not one goddamn thing similar about either creature.
Fox yet again takes a dump on poor Giger. ******* ********.
The Predator was "re-designed," and his head was actually scaled down, and he was to be portrayed without the extra shine.. no slime whatsoever. His chin was elongated as were his dredlocks to give him a more "romantic" feel. His body was bulked up to give the impression of his super human strength. Really, by this time I'm wondering how anyone that worked on the first two Predator movies could've continued with this ****. They brag about that alot in the first AVP making of book. Basically everything was dumbed down to make the Predator seem more heroic. Which he wasn't. He was a tool in a very bad movie directed by someone who had NO business directing.
"Well I suggest you try and do better!" Really? You get Fox behind me, and I will show them **** they never thought possible. But they have to pay, and well, that' s not their thing. Cheap... cheap... cheap.. cheap.
AVP:R was a joke, and a direct shot at us.. the fans. The "Wolf" Predator wasn't all that. I thought he was cool, but not what you all make him out to be. He was thrown into a movie with a cheap-ass "slasher" plot with an even cheaper cast. The movie was crap and that is that. THE MOVIE WAS ******* ****. It was bollocks and you all know it! "Well, the Wolf looked cool and he had this and this.." Oh come on. The design was lame. Oh come on... with all of the pictures out there now, you think this way? For ***** sake.. in some shots his left eye is defunct, in other's theres a ******* PUPIL. Not to mention they made the whole head animatronic thus removing one of the things that I love about the Predator.. his eyes. Or the fact that they were the stunt performers eyes which added to the believeability.
Alright, enough ********. Most of the guys working out there in the big fancy industry were inspired by the old monsters - Creature from the Black Lagoon, Dracula, Wolfman, The Mummy, whatever. I am not of the same generation, and those movies are cool to watch, but they don't do much for me. However the Predator and Alien ARE my Gillman and Wolfman. They changed the **** out of them to make movies. How would you like it if the characters you grew up with and inspired you to become what you are now, belittled to douchebag staples of corporate greed? It's ******* stupid, and goddamnit I am pissed off. You want to make another Predator movie? Fine, I don't care.. the first two tries sucked huge cock... so why not? You get the Thomas Brothers back into it. It's been a long ass time since they did Predator 2.. come on, the have to have something!! Anything is better than what Hollywood is ******** out.
Rob you know i feel pretty much the same way on all things AVP & AVP-R, so i will not just repeat what you have said.
But heres a few other points.
Most of us here still HOPE that Fox will wake up ( hopefully before they totally kill off the Predator and Alien ) and realise they MUST give these 2 iconic creatures their own individual films back, and do it well enough to place them back at the top of the MONSTER food chain. WHERE THEY BELONG !
Wolf was seen as a massive step up from Scar and his inbred brothers, probably BECAUSE scar and dumb **** AVP preds WERE so so so bad. its only when you look close you realise how many corners were again cut.
It was 1990 when Predator 2 came out, 19 ******* years ago ! along time to wait and be ****** over by AVP.
i ask you to look at this.
1990 Predator 2, the lost hunters, they were on screen for literally ******* seconds, yet Stan Winston and crew put more effort into those predators, than AVP and AVP-r, LEAD predators put together x100. If you skimp on your main character , what hope is there for the rest of the film?
Alright... I've held off long enough trying to gather my thoughts on this subject, and after lots of deliberation, this is what I've come up with... I don't care. I don't care anymore. I really don't. I am so ******* turned off of Fox's interpretation of the Predator creature I don't care. It doesn't matter who writes the movie or what... it's going to be **** regardless.
AVP was a joke. The Predator went from being a cold and calculating killer to an obese, highschool football player retard with only a helmet to differentiate each character. Oh wait, I'm sorry, one of them had skulls on spikes that he wore on his back. And the worst part of it all is, that they didn't use what was already there - IE the COMICS. If they had followed the original script (yes, there was one, and I HAVE IT), it would've been pretty cool. The script pretty much borrows everything from the comic book series. You had Machiko and Broken Tusk... two great characters. You're probably asking yourself about the credibility of the script that I got... well, I bought it the same time I bought the Alien:Resurrection script. Guess what... the Alien: Ressurection script was pretty much dead on.
Anyhow, AVP sucked for soo many reasons. One - the fans anticipated the return of the Predator. They got his idiot second cousin who "didn't know better." The Aliens were redesigned to spite H.R. Giger. I don't know if that was the original intention, but that's what it did. I like how they say that they wanted to stay true to Gigers design, but there's not one goddamn thing similar about either creature.
Fox yet again takes a dump on poor Giger. ******* ********.
The Predator was "re-designed," and his head was actually scaled down, and he was to be portrayed without the extra shine.. no slime whatsoever. His chin was elongated as were his dredlocks to give him a more "romantic" feel. His body was bulked up to give the impression of his super human strength. Really, by this time I'm wondering how anyone that worked on the first two Predator movies could've continued with this ****. They brag about that alot in the first AVP making of book. Basically everything was dumbed down to make the Predator seem more heroic. Which he wasn't. He was a tool in a very bad movie directed by someone who had NO business directing.
"Well I suggest you try and do better!" Really? You get Fox behind me, and I will show them **** they never thought possible. But they have to pay, and well, that' s not their thing. Cheap... cheap... cheap.. cheap.
AVP:R was a joke, and a direct shot at us.. the fans. The "Wolf" Predator wasn't all that. I thought he was cool, but not what you all make him out to be. He was thrown into a movie with a cheap-ass "slasher" plot with an even cheaper cast. The movie was crap and that is that. THE MOVIE WAS ******* ****. It was bollocks and you all know it! "Well, the Wolf looked cool and he had this and this.." Oh come on. The design was lame. Oh come on... with all of the pictures out there now, you think this way? For ***** sake.. in some shots his left eye is defunct, in other's theres a ******* PUPIL. Not to mention they made the whole head animatronic thus removing one of the things that I love about the Predator.. his eyes. Or the fact that they were the stunt performers eyes which added to the believeability.
Alright, enough ********. Most of the guys working out there in the big fancy industry were inspired by the old monsters - Creature from the Black Lagoon, Dracula, Wolfman, The Mummy, whatever. I am not of the same generation, and those movies are cool to watch, but they don't do much for me. However the Predator and Alien ARE my Gillman and Wolfman. They changed the **** out of them to make movies. How would you like it if the characters you grew up with and inspired you to become what you are now, belittled to douchebag staples of corporate greed? It's ******* stupid, and goddamnit I am pissed off. You want to make another Predator movie? Fine, I don't care.. the first two tries sucked huge cock... so why not? You get the Thomas Brothers back into it. It's been a long ass time since they did Predator 2.. come on, the have to have something!! Anything is better than what Hollywood is ******** out.