True...Gone too long on one subject, I'll have to branch out !
I Am Groot - Disney+
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NakedMoleRat
Master Member
Make like a tree and leaf.
You all have deep rooted problems.
I've already done leaf ! And don't want to pack my trunk !!
joberg
Legendary Member
Yeah; and that's the root of the problem
NakedMoleRat
Master Member
Groot’s favorite dating app is Timber.
NakedMoleRat
Master Member
Hay man, you don’t want me going full bloom on you.
You'll need to Bark that statement up my frond !
NakedMoleRat
Master Member
I think that you need to quit pining away and get to the root of your feelings!
Pining away, good, but root has been used ! I thought it would be elmementary my dear flotsam !
NakedMoleRat
Master Member
If you’re coming after me, you’d better spruce up! I’m pretty poplar on this forum.
Guys, guys come on, let's Sepal this.
ScourgiousJinx
Master Member
I'm going out on a limb in this post because I can't see the forest for the trees.
NakedMoleRat
Master Member
I hope that they don’t lock this thread. I’d hate to leaf this conversation.
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Again leaf has been used...I created this monster banter session, so out of respect for true Groot fans even though I can fight on until everyone else is beat to a frazzle I'm saying enough is enough ! Any more puns I will consider ungentlemanly or not lady like as the case may be. I'm calling an Ent to it !!
Ugh. I wood stick around this thread, but it has officially become Dieffenbachia.
You loose a point for wood as I used wooden in a previous pun ! Rules of a pun-off. 1.no using other people's puns
2. No repeating your own puns
3. Don't hijack threads once the pun-off originator has called a halt. I hope this good advice bears fruit !
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