Happy B-day Chuck Norris

[Apollo]

Chuck turned 70 today, i'm surprised a thread had not been started so.......

Let the fun BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MooCriket]

Happy B-Day Chuck:cool
"Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick".

 

[streetjudge79]

I cannot believe he's 70...doesn't look near that old.

 

[Chronos]

Chuck Norris - Roundhouse Kick

 

[ShowCraft]

His hair just turned 50 :lol

 

[streetjudge79]

His hair can kick my ass at 50.

 

[0neiros]

His mustache can kick our collective asses at 70.

 

[Coffee Addict]

Happy 70th Chuck!!

 

[Contec]

I don't wanna work on his retirement home....

 

[TheMechanic]

Happy Birthday to one of my childhood 'heros'.
I just wish he'd stop dying his hair and beard and lose the toupee.
I wouldn't want to say that to his face though!
Keep on kickin' Carlos.

 

[chewbaccadoll]

Chuck Norris does not blow out birthday cake candles, he just runs in place until the earth is spinning fast enough to cause the candles to go out on their own.

 

[0neiros]

Chuck Norris turned 70, that's 22 in human years.

Chuck Norris died 4 years ago. Death is too afraid to come and take him.

 

[DaddyfromNaboo]

Chuck Norris turned 70, that's 22 in human years.
...

No, you mean he turned 70 in human years, that´s 22 in "Chuck Norris"-years.

 

[Beechy McFly]

Chuck Norris doesn't blow out his birthday candles?
He stares at them and they go out..

 

[Kerr Avon]

Chuck Norris didn't turn 70. 70 just turned Chuck Norris.

 

[BDK]

I hope I look a quarter as good at 30 as he does at 70

 

[gusw666]

Chuck Norris turned 70, that's 22 in human years.

Chuck Norris died 4 years ago. Death is too afraid to come and take him.

That one made my day, you ROCK!

HB Carlos Ray Norris.

Cya

Gus

 

[defstartrooper]

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.