Green lantern getting Horrible reviews!

I wonder if WB is going to be scared off the sequel like with what happened to Superman Returns?

Superman Returns is kind of a different beast. I don't look at it as a good, bad or mediocre film. I look at it as a big mistake in every aspect. The film plays off more as a love letter to Superman's previous greatness without him being great in the new film. What's worse is that he doesn't get to do anything great so instead the film shows Superman stalking Louis Lane to having fathered a bast*@! son with her. I don't recall anyone asking for that in a Superman Movie.

Green Lantern on the other hand certainly had a lot more care in portraying it's lead hero, despite coming from a basic unoriginal hero mold with out of place conflicts. That doesn't mean I hate the film, I just find it completely forgettable. And who knows? Maybe Green Lantern will get an extended cut release, because nothing could be more obvious that this film was heavily cut in the editing room which resulted in many plot holes and weak story components that are taken for granted. I don't think an extended cut would help Superman Returns at all since the film's terrible story elements were written to be essential to the plot.
 
Okay. Finally saw it. I liked it. If anything I would have liked it to be longer. It felt a bit rushed due to time constraints. Training should have been longer. Parallax battle should have been longer. Should have been way more "contructs" from ring users.

Noticed that right after Sinestro lead the lanterns to battle Parallax and failed when Sinestro is looking out across at it they flipped the image. His scar is on the wrong side.

Okay movie overall and I went into it expecting to be really disappointed because I did not see a lot during previews that made me go wow! so I came out ahead in the whole situation.

So yeah...it had flaws but...

It was still better than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:lol
 
That's why I don't view threads before I've seen a movie.

My bottom line is that it was money (my) well spent :)

From some of the posts in this thread, I think too much is expected from movies nowadays, and somehow, alot of people have lost the positiveness to go watch a movie, relax, enjoy, have fun, be entertained, and see some good props :)

When I go to the cinema, I always think of the 70's, and what I wouldn't have given to watch something like this.

So another thumbs up for me on this one :thumbsup
 
Superman Returns is kind of a different beast. I don't look at it as a good, bad or mediocre film. I look at it as a big mistake in every aspect. The film plays off more as a love letter to Superman's previous greatness without him being great in the new film. What's worse is that he doesn't get to do anything great so instead the film shows Superman stalking Louis Lane to having fathered a bast*@! son with her. I don't recall anyone asking for that in a Superman Movie.

I dunno. I realize I'm in the minority here, but I enjoyed Returns, in spite of its shortcomings. I didn't take as much issue with the whole "stalking Lois Lane" thing, since I saw that as being more about his internal conflict. My main issue was with the use of Luthor in the old comedic sense rather than in a truly menacing sense, and the recycling of the "land" angle. >shrug<

Green Lantern...coming from a basic unoriginal hero mold with out of place conflicts. That doesn't mean I hate the film, I just find it completely forgettable.

Minor point here, but are you referring to the character's internal conflicts (IE: the "daddy issues" thing) or do you mean plot points that basically jumped around and came out of nowhere, like, Hal suddenly having a beef with Kilowog due to some training incident we didn't see or somesuch? I still haven't seen the movie, so I'm not sure.

As for the unoriginal hero mold...well, there's a reason why that mold is so commonly used. It actually touches on something that most men deal with to some degree or other in terms of their relationship with their father. Having your dad -- throughout your life and ESPECIALLY when you reach adulthood and are, presumably, a "man" (with all the loaded meaning of that word) -- tell you he's proud of you and loves you is probably one of the most important and most meaningful things to happen in any man's life. If your dad isn't there to do that for you, or you have a strained relationship with him, well, that's fodder for bigtime drama.

Now, I grant you, it doesn't take a ton of energy to come up with a plot point like that, nor does it take a ton of creativity to go back to that well as your hero's big flaw, but this is part of human mythology. I mean, there's a reason why Joseph Campbell talks about the "hero with a thousand faces" often confronting and overcoming (either by force or some other way) a father figure, and why the hero typically has a mentor of some type.

If you're bored with it and you're looking for more heroines to go through their own journeys, well, hey, I don't disagree with you. I think compelling heroines are few and far between, and it's a LOT tougher to write a good story about a super-powered heroine than it is to write about a super-powered hero. I have similar "Oh, sure, take the EASY way out" criticisms of Joss Whedon's propensity to drop 10-ton cartoon weights on anyone in a happy romantic relationship in his works, for what it's worth. I tend to think it's harder to write a compelling relationship that DOESN'T inevitably end in bitter heartbreak or someone being killed by flying lumber, and yet doesn't devolve into sappy "We're always happy" nonsense. But I can't deny that there's powerful drama to be found in a well-told story of love lost, just as I can't deny that there's powerful drama to be found in a well-told story of a man who grew up without a father and how he's reacted to the world as a result. So, yeah, it's common and can often be trite, but if it's done well, I still think it can be worthwhile.

It's not vitriol, and I'm not being a nerd, I'm being a film critic. I think pop culture has a lot to offer. More than alleged "high art" in many cases. But shallow movie making is shallow movie making. You can have good pop culture that doesn't leave you feeling guilty in the morning.

I also think you can have pop culture that you personally enjoy from a "cotton candy" perspective. You know it's mostly hot air, but dammit, it still tastes good to you, so once in a while it's nice to have cotton candy that you find tasty. My own problem with the "cotton candy" response is that it seems that far too often that's ALL that gets made, and frankly, a diet of nothing but that is ultimately unsatisfying. For me, anyway.

I'm more interested in the bet I made that this movie won't break even. I think my odds are looking pretty good.
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Another question. Why do you (seem to) take enjoyment from that? Is your issue with the underlying material -- which, by the way, I think COULD be done really well and be made highly entertaining -- or is it that you are sick of the genre as a whole, or what? Personally, I tend to hope more that a blatantly pandering manipulative "branded product" movie (a la G.I. Joe or Transformers) fails miserably, more because I'm hoping that (A) audiences will wise up to that, and (B) that Hollywood will start doing something other than regurgitating brand names slapped onto otherwise mediocre films. But that's just my own particular bugbear. Is your issue here with THIS movie in particular or with this KIND of movie or something else?
 
Another question. Why do you (seem to) take enjoyment from that? Is your issue with the underlying material -- which, by the way, I think COULD be done really well and be made highly entertaining -- or is it that you are sick of the genre as a whole, or what?

Oh, my hate does not stem from the material. I like the concept of Green Lantern and still believe that it has a lot of potential. Again, I saw the film on it's opening day. I just didn't like it.

Back to your first question. Do I take enjoyment from the fact that this film might be a bomb? ...Yes. Why? For a lot of reasons. I don't want to discuss them here because Larry will no doubt find some childish way to mock me in front of everyone here. Heck, I've pretty much given him more than a reason to already.

Parallax: I SEE THAT GREEN LANTERN! HE'S STILL ALIVE! HECTOR HAMMOND, YOU HAVE FAILED ME! I EAT YOU NOW! OM NOM NOM NOM.
 
Jeyl, perhaps you don't want to admit that others' opinions are just as valid as yours even when they differ from yours. You're not going to argue successfully enough to change anyone's opinion because an opinion is just that... It's a judgement suited to the viewer's own perceptions in terms of quality and entertainment value. It's not a statement of fact that can be decided on one way or the other.

I thought it was a pretty decent summer movie. If my age were 20 or so years younger, I'd have downright loved it. Instead, I see what kept me from liking it more... the CG was dodgy, Carol's portrayal lacked chemistry and seemed a little flat, Hector Hammond was to easily handled, the end battle did not portray the stakes I'd hoped and the other Green Lanterns arrived late to the party. Again, those are just my opinions. Could I debate my opinion better than someone else? Sure... What's the point though. I'm not going to gain any points for doing so and I consider myself among friends here.
 
As a sidenote to Dualedge's comments about the number of superhero movies being made, I give you the last 21 years of live action US superhero movies, numerically:

1990 - 4
1991 - 2
1992 - 1
1993 - 2
1994 - 3
1995 - 3
1996 - 2
1997 - 4
1998 - 1
1999 - 1
2000 - 2
2001 - 0
2002 - 1
2003 - 3
2004 - 4
2005 - 6
2006 - 5
2007 - 4
2008 - 8
2009 - 2
2010 - 3
2011 - 5

Ref: List of American superhero films - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I think we can see that it's been quite a tough few years for those of us who cringe at the very mention of a caped klutz. I shudder at the memory of 2008's 'black summer' :wacko
 
Jeyl, perhaps you don't want to admit that others' opinions are just as valid as yours even when they differ from yours.

They are. I'm not replying to everyone who liked this movie and telling them they're wrong to like it. Some settle for less, some settle for bad, some settle for just seeing their favorite comic characters finally making it to the big screen. A lot of posts have said these things and they're perfectly fine.

It's only when other posters take jabs at me that have nothing to do with Green Lantern that I start to have issues.

This is the Green Lantern I wanted to see.
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And this is the Green Lantern that I got.
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I feel sorry for those characters since the most dangerous threat the Lanterns have ever faced was beaten by a noob who only won because Parellex was easily bamboozled into flying towards the sun.
 
It's only when other posters take jabs at me that have nothing to do with Green Lantern that I start to have issues.

Jeyl, no one's taking jabs at you personally. I sort of have an aversion to folks who write out impassioned defenses of their own opinion that contain typos, but that's my own bear to cross. Sorry if you feel unfairly singled out, but I assure you I poke pins in everyone's balloon who writes that way.

It comes from having to read so many screenplays and other scripts in a ruthless, business-like manner. If a writer doesn't have basic mechanics of the craft down, chances are they're making more serious mistakes in content, too. I admit that bleeds over into my reading of folks' arguments on the Internet which is of course a different context and I should keep that in mind.

So, sorry if I contributed to your issues; my bad.
 
Did not think it sucked as much as we were told it would. Ranks lower then TDK,IM 1&2, Xmen1st class, thor then Green L.
 
In this comic book movie world we live in now of Christopher Nolan bringing Batman into the real world as much as possible and Marvel always grounding their stories in reality as much as possible, I thought Green Lantern was the most comic book feeling comic book movie I've seen. It felt like a comic book and you may be thinking, "well no kidding, Sherlock" but my favorite moments in any comic book movie is when it feels relatable. Like I love the way the first X-Men movie used Wolverine's healing factor to heal where his blades came out. And I love Thor being tazed. And I thought it was great that Batman's gear came from a military development contract. There was nothing in Green Lantern that grounded it back into our reality. And I know, I know it's a cosmic comic book but I never felt engaged. My favorite parts were when he generated things out of the ring, loved that stuff but it felt few and far between. And why couldn't they have the ring run out of power at a critical moment to help build the tension? I had high hopes after seeing the trailers and comic-con footage and I left the theater disappointed. But it's a movie every comic fan has to see.
 
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