Dear Disney

Monkeys would crap on the typewriters, throw them, jump up and down on them, just the odds of a monkey holding a [shift] key for a upper case letter has got to be astronomically IMPROBABLE.
Infinitely improbable, to be precise:


Now I'm not saying this means anything... but when Disney produced the 2005 film, they omitted the mention of writing monkeys.
 
Sean Connery can do what he wants! Maybe he spent a lot of time overseas. Look at Mel Gibson's accent now vs. when he was in Mad Max.
Well didn't the Spanish learn English from the English? So, wouldn't they sound like whoever they learned it from?

A Mexicsn doesn't speak Spanish like someone from Spain.

A Southetn Belle from the heart o Georgia doesn't speak English like the turtles from Finding Nemo, either..
 
Infinitely improbable, to be precise:


Now I'm not saying this means anything... but when Disney produced the 2005 film, they omitted the mention of writing monkeys.
So, are the odds of monkeys writing Shakespear more or less that the chance of simultaneously passing through every point in the universe?

Heck! We can't even get Miller's experiemnts right without cheating.
 
Sean Connery can do what he wants! Maybe he spent a lot of time overseas. Look at Mel Gibson's accent now vs. when he was in Mad Max.
Thats actually a good point..
(guessing you mean his character in Highlander)
Travelling through Europe its interesting to bump into a person who was taught English by a Scottish or American Teacher the twang inflection can be quite noticable.
And being a Brit its always interesting to see UK actors adopt or take on a Mid-Atlantic accent.

In Sean's case he was a bit of a rogue and mentioned it in an interview once. I think it went along the lines of
They hire Sean Connery
They want to hear Sean Connery..

He was so good as Bond but I loved his comedic parts in both Time Bandits and as Dr Henry Jones in The Last Crusade..
The accents in those were both spot on..



Scottish
 
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