The first post reads so funny. I had no idea what was being discussed prop wise - but the fact that someone was angry at a deal involving a chicken ?? And a child molester created a fake chicken - I was on the floor laughing - and I'm feeling under the weather right now.
"""I was so upset, I thought I lost my chicken, and I almost did! My wife and I were cleaning our garage and she handed me a handful of "trash" to put in the can, I looked down and there among the debris was my chicken!
What chicken you are asking, why my irreplaceable, limited edition,"""
By that point my wife came in the room and asked if I was okay because I couldn't breath.
Thanks for brightening up my day.