BEWARE - Looking at Katy Perry can cost you your JOB!

(S)he asks a couple of things and you go, "Oh, I really like XYZ, or I was a little bit miffed when that guy did ABC". Next thing you know, the rider reads 'MUST have 20 x XYZs in the room' or 'all persons are BANNED from doing ABC in Tasky's presence, on pain of death'.
Yeah, that occurred to me, too. A retired Navy officer told me the same thing happens in the service: the captain walks onto the ship and nonchalantly mentions that a small piece of debris needs to be swept up, it gets passed along and exaggerated down the line, and before you know it, half the ship is being scrubbed and repainted.
 
Where is the part about not looking at Katy Perry or you'll be fired? :confused

Page 4 or 5, I think.
There's a list of how the limo driver should conduct himself - Don't get out, don't open doors as Security do that, make sure you know how everything works, don't ask for autographs or photos especially while driving, etc etc.

One line is about not staring at her in the rear view mirror, although they actually spell it 'stair', which I think is supposed to be the big joke.

How you'd get fired... well, it's just another exaggeration, I expect.
 
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