I appreciate you guys taking my feedback into consideration, I still hold that this is not a standard small, american cut or otherwise.
My girlfriend wants me to keep it, so she can practice altering with it. Guess it's gonna be an expensive teaching tool. Lol.
I Have nothing but respect for the guys at Anovos (and have partied with some in the past!), but I still wonder if there were glitches at the factory. Again, my XL fits VERY much like many "Large" garments I'm had (workable, but ultimately too small for my frame).