Re: Paradise (Prometheus Sequel)
What kind of movie could you make about the shark in "Jaws", other than a straightforward horror flick where it eats a bunch of unsuspecting swimmers before being killed by a member of the Brody family?
Scientist 1: We believe that sharks created humanity.
Some guy: What? Really? What proof do you have.
Scientist 1: I don't need proof. I choose to believe it... Plus they have eyes. We have eyes!
Shark DNA / Human DNA = 100% MATCH!
Scientist 2: My god, they're us!
*later when both scientists are next to a sleeping Shark*
Scientist 2: My god, it's one of the original creator sharks! Ask it if it can give us immortality!
*wakes up shark*
Scientist 1: I will now speak to it in it's native language. Blurp, blurp, blurp, blurp, blurp, blurp.
Shark: You humans are a failure! I will eat you all! *Chomp*, Om, nom, nom, nom.
Scientist 2: My god, it's headed for the beach! We must stop it!
*Shoots a harpoon at the shark*
Shark: Ow! I have been shot and can no longer speak! But I will still eat everyone!
Scientist 2: What horrors have we unleashed? It is as if God had created the devil, and gave him JAWS!
Self Indulging? Yeah, but I just couldn't stop laughing at the thought of a prequel to Jaws that wanted to go all philosophical on how Sharks are the creators of humanity.