Wisdom of the Prop Master!

[Amadscientist]

Post your jokes, quotes and stories. I love a good prop story.

I'll start.

"If at first you don't succeed....gaff tape it."
Me, after a season of summerstock.

 

[Amadscientist]

In a production I did, a scene envolves the actor to pull a pistol and yell "Stop, or I'll shoot"!

When he pulls the pistol out, he also unlatches the revolver and it opens and every bullet falls out loudly to the floor. I told the actor he should have yelled "Stop our I'll throw these bullets at you!"