Top 5 Favorite Movie/TV series Quotes of all time!

[Bigdaddy]

"Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is MY way of life, and I aim to keep it!"

"I don't have to careful, I've got a gun."

"Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there"

"Trying is the 1st step towards failure"

and a long one..

"I can't live the button down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend some of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors ...Oh, I'll never be the darling of the socalled "city fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about "Whats to be done with this Homer Simpson?" "
:lol and I don't even have TV
Edit: I didn't mention it but these all Homer quotes

 

[connormwood]

Like I said before, these are great. They make me remember movies I had almost forgot... well not really, but I appreciate the input! Keep them coming. BTW: It would also be great if you all not only said the quote but the movie as well. Thanks!

 

[Tlor Fett]

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"

 

[Monkey67]

outta the way..Peck! - Willow

Baby, you got ugly real fast - Army of darkness

What do we have on here a cuisinart? - Spaceballs

You're drunk and when you are drunk, you forget that i'm in charge..we go thata way! -willow

Its good to be the King - History of the world


a few that i havent seen anyone say yet, that are also great

 

[Wes R]

I love it when a plan comes together- original A-team
I knew it i'm surrounded by @holes- Spaceballs
Now we know and knowing is half the battle- Gi joe
One shall stand and one shall fall- Transformers 1986
My god they've gone plaid. -space balls
there's so many great mel brooks movie ones it's hard to choose.

 

[Lflank]

"All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?

F--K the poor!"

--History of the World

 

[Lost21stJedi]

The Oulaw Josey Wales:

"When I get to likin someone, they ain't around long"
"I notice when you get to dislikin someone, they ain't around for long neither"

 

[Lflank]

"Chump don't WANT no help, chump don't GET the help."

--Airplane!

 

[Lumpy7189]

It's not the years, it's the mileage - Indiana Jones (I seem to use this one more and more, the older I get!!)

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. - Dean Wermer

Let the Wookiee win - C3PO (check out the signature and avatar if you want to know why I'm partial to this one)

Good Morning, Nice of you guys to drop by - Han Solo ESB

 

[Lost21stJedi]

Too many Jack Nicholson Joker ones but here are my two favorites:

I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

 

[Jet Beetle]

The Oulaw Josey Wales:

"When I get to likin someone, they ain't around long"
"I notice when you get to dislikin someone, they ain't around for long neither"

Hellllllll yeah - now that's a quote!

 

[Lost in Trek]

Space... The Final Frontier...

 

[Bigdaddy]

"you just shot an unarmed man!"

"He should have armed himself"
Unforgiven
I love that scene

 

[connormwood]

Wow, I have never even heard of some of these but they're great! Let's hear more...

 

[Sundowner]

"Go ahead, make my day." - Sudden Impact

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" - Caddy Shack

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!" - Scarface

 

[Bigdaddy]

"You'll get nothing ..and LIKE it!" Ted Knight - Caddy Shack

I can't even count how many times I have used that line on my daughter, niece, nephew etc. :lol

 

[Monkey67]

She went from Suck to Blow - spaceballs

Rocky....road - the goonies

You know what ol' jack burton says at a time like this - Big trouble in little china

its all in the reflexes - bigg trouble in little china

We're in deep Sh1T now, Francis - the goonies

Hey, You Guys! - goonies

Thats what I said! booby traps - goonies

We're in the spirit world - young guns

Navajo mambo jamba - young guns


Go to the winchester, have a pint and wait for this all to blow over - Shawn of the Dead

Oh who's a Pretty Girl - Shawn of the dead

where's the F'n twinkies! - zombieland

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity on can engage in..next to soccer - Dogma

couple more for ya

 

[pengbuzz]

Here's my favorite; but I cannot do it justice in mere print:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImTi03FPBr8

(my apologies about the cursing, I don't like or use that kind of language)

 

[nightwind1]

Remember: No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

We're on a mission from God...

You were not put on this Earth to "get it", Mr. Burton.

 

[Bigdaddy]

"Geronimo is a man so great, Jim Corbit would have to stand on his grandmothers back just to kiss his a**"

"Do you carry a gun Sir?"

"No, why"

(as he removes his waist coat)
"Because I'm Jim Corbit, and you're going to get just what you deserve"

Steve Mcqueen in Tom Horne (best western ever!)