Top 5 Favorite Movie/TV series Quotes of all time!
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Talisen
Sr Member
"*********, you *****! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!" - Virgil - The Abyss
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity." - Buzz - Toy story
I'll be in my bunk - Jane - Firefly
Think we're gonna need a bigger boat - Brody - Jaws
Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? - Malcom - Jurassic Park
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity." - Buzz - Toy story
I'll be in my bunk - Jane - Firefly
Think we're gonna need a bigger boat - Brody - Jaws
Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? - Malcom - Jurassic Park
JMChladek
Sr Member
A favorite line I loved to shout at work was:
"WHAT!?!?!?!" as spoken by Han Solo in ANH (when they were in the compactor).
As for others:
"Not entirely stable? I'm so glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie, take the professor back and plug him into the hyperdrive!" (Solo, ESB)
"Are you sure now is not the time for a colorful metaphor?" (Spock, ST 4)
"I need your clothes, your boots and you motorcycle" (Arnie, T2)
"Assimilate This!" (Worf, First Contact)
"What's to worry about? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back" (Vinkman, Ghostbusters)
"Maybe next time you won't slime a guy with a positron collider huh!" (Vinkman, Ghostbusters)
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light" (Egon, Ghostbusters)
I know, it works best with the "Don't cross the streams, it would be bad" line, but sometimes you can REALLY find out who the real fan is when you throw that line out without the first streams reference. All things considered though, is there a part of Ghostbusters that DOESN'T have any good lines?
"WHAT!?!?!?!" as spoken by Han Solo in ANH (when they were in the compactor).
As for others:
"Not entirely stable? I'm so glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie, take the professor back and plug him into the hyperdrive!" (Solo, ESB)
"Are you sure now is not the time for a colorful metaphor?" (Spock, ST 4)
"I need your clothes, your boots and you motorcycle" (Arnie, T2)
"Assimilate This!" (Worf, First Contact)
"What's to worry about? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back" (Vinkman, Ghostbusters)
"Maybe next time you won't slime a guy with a positron collider huh!" (Vinkman, Ghostbusters)
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light" (Egon, Ghostbusters)
I know, it works best with the "Don't cross the streams, it would be bad" line, but sometimes you can REALLY find out who the real fan is when you throw that line out without the first streams reference. All things considered though, is there a part of Ghostbusters that DOESN'T have any good lines?
rodneyfaile
Sr Member
The Dude abides.
connormwood
Active Member
I have got to say, you have some really good ones. Some I wanted to put, but didn't. Thanks for the post
Lambzilla
Well-Known Member
"But why male models?" -Zoolander
"Not the BEEEEEEEES!" -Wicker Man
"Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of the word idiot, which you ****ing are!" -Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole." -Supernatural
and of course:
"Not the BEEEEEEEES!" -Wicker Man
"Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of the word idiot, which you ****ing are!" -Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole." -Supernatural
and of course:
rodneyfaile
Sr Member
Augustus McCrae, Lonesome Dove-
Lorie darlin', life in San Francisco, you see, is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it's likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things, like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.
Lorie darlin', life in San Francisco, you see, is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it's likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things, like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.
ooSuperman23
Well-Known Member
Here are a few of my favs:
1. “I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity
2. "Yippee Kay Yay Mother ***ker!" -Die Hard
3. "I went... crazy. I started hacking and slashing and slashing and firing. They - they actually seemed surprised. I-I-I don't think anybody's ever done that before. Yeah. I had a close encounter, Sam. And I won." -Supernatural
4. “Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief.” — Galaxy Quest
5. “Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.” — Pulp Fiction
1. “I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity
2. "Yippee Kay Yay Mother ***ker!" -Die Hard
3. "I went... crazy. I started hacking and slashing and slashing and firing. They - they actually seemed surprised. I-I-I don't think anybody's ever done that before. Yeah. I had a close encounter, Sam. And I won." -Supernatural
4. “Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief.” — Galaxy Quest
5. “Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.” — Pulp Fiction
connormwood
Active Member
I love to see all of these great quotes from totally dispersed sources. Keep 'em comin!!!
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connormwood
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Bump...
kingpiranha
New Member
"Are they heavy? Then they're expensive." - Donald Gennaro from Jurassic Park.
binkleywalker
Sr Member
In no particular order:
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Serenity:
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: But it ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say.
River Tam: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.
River Tam: Storm's getting worse.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: We'll pass through it soon enough.
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Equilibrium:
Mary: Let me ask you something. Why are you alive?
John Preston: I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.
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The Shawshank Redemption:
Red: I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Ep. 6.19 "In The Pale Moonlight"
This one had two awesome quotes, so I listed them both:
Elim Garak: That's why you came to me, isn't it, Captain? Because you knew I could do those things that you weren't capable of doing? Well, it worked. And you'll get what you want: a war between the Romulans and the Dominion. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant. And all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.
Captain Sisko: So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it... Computer - erase that entire personal log.
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Serenity:
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: But it ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Well, I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say.
River Tam: I do. But I like to hear you say it.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.
River Tam: Storm's getting worse.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: We'll pass through it soon enough.
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Equilibrium:
Mary: Let me ask you something. Why are you alive?
John Preston: I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.
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The Shawshank Redemption:
Red: I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Ep. 6.19 "In The Pale Moonlight"
This one had two awesome quotes, so I listed them both:
Elim Garak: That's why you came to me, isn't it, Captain? Because you knew I could do those things that you weren't capable of doing? Well, it worked. And you'll get what you want: a war between the Romulans and the Dominion. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant. And all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.
Captain Sisko: So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it... Computer - erase that entire personal log.
iMan
Well-Known Member
Back to the Future
"Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?" - Marty
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ******" - Doc
"So, why don't you make like a tree...and get outta here?" - Biff
The Dark Knight
"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn" - Alfred
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight." - Gordon
"Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?" - Marty
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ******" - Doc
"So, why don't you make like a tree...and get outta here?" - Biff
The Dark Knight
"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn" - Alfred
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight." - Gordon
What a bunch of stupid quotes you all picked -
Thats a quote btw
Best quote ever:
"I fight for the users you buttholes"
Thats a quote btw
Best quote ever:
"I fight for the users you buttholes"
Reelo
Sr Member
From Snatch: (nsfw)
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *****, and have brought your two small mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *****, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!
Hope you guys don't mind the language, but that's the way it's said in the movie...
Galaxy Note / CM10.1
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *****, and have brought your two small mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a *****, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!
Hope you guys don't mind the language, but that's the way it's said in the movie...
Galaxy Note / CM10.1
I wouldn't mind it if you'd at least picked a quotable film - you just wrote a bunch of crap only you and the actor who played the part would recognize.
You need a quote like:
If you loose your disk you will be subjected to standard substandard act of derezzolution.
You need a quote like:
If you loose your disk you will be subjected to standard substandard act of derezzolution.
Beechy McFly
Sr Member
One of my favorites, is a recent one:
DARTH SABER
Master Member
Not sure if it's my favorite or best one, but I crack up every time i watch this scene -
Game of thrones season 1 -
Tyrian offers a reward to anyone willing to fight for his life in Lysa Arryns court.
Bronn decides to be Tyrians champion in a court battle.
Bronn and one of Lysa's champions do battle...Near the end Bronn uses a few unethical moves to Kill Lysa's champion, and then kicks her champion down a hole.
Lysa Arryn - "You did not fight honorably!"
Bronn - (Points at the hole) "He did."
Game of thrones season 1 -
Tyrian offers a reward to anyone willing to fight for his life in Lysa Arryns court.
Bronn decides to be Tyrians champion in a court battle.
Bronn and one of Lysa's champions do battle...Near the end Bronn uses a few unethical moves to Kill Lysa's champion, and then kicks her champion down a hole.
Lysa Arryn - "You did not fight honorably!"
Bronn - (Points at the hole) "He did."
