Tips hiding crotch bulge? (a spandex costume)

[aeonpulse]

Awe, man! I totally forgot... shrinkage! Just sit for 30 minutes or so in a tub of really cold water. You'll go from bulge to inverted bulge. It'll stay like that for awhile! Back to the tub when "the dark bulge rises."

Hahah, no. I definitely won't be doing that.

 

[endo500]

I wore a dance belt for 8 years doing ballet and they are perfectly fine...for dance. But on a drunken night out or at a convention you want a cup!

Those events are usually super crowded with idiots wielding long pointy weapons that they aren't use to holding. Not to mention tons of little kids running around hyped up. The cup provides style as well as functionality. Heck you probably want a cup even if you aren't in costume just to protect yourself.


As for looking silly, I don't know if everyone else is getting a Lebron size cup for their Tyrion Lannister sized body. If you get one for your size you won't look cray.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

As for looking silly, I don't know if everyone else is getting a Lebron size cup for their Tyrion Lannister sized body. If you get one for your size you won't look cray.

Excellent analogy.

 

[faille]

You could just do like the US Rower did, and let it fly.

 

[Rdmaul]

You could always get it surgically removed too?

 

[MaddMaxx82]

attention kmart shoppers, there's a blue light special in the jock strap department!

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[aeonpulse]

As for looking silly, I don't know if everyone else is getting a Lebron size cup for their Tyrion Lannister sized body. If you get one for your size you won't look cray.

hahahah, nicely put.

 

[Robiwon]

I have never had to wear a cup, I don't have a bulge at all, I'm married........

 

[spydrwebz]

Think about your fifth grade gym teacher, always works for me

 

[aeonpulse]

Think about your fifth grade gym teacher, always works for me

That does NOT work for me. My fifth grade gym teacher was a lady, and she was suuuuuuper hot.

 

[Marvelfan]

crycrycrycrycrycrycrycry:cry

Duct tape.