Things you're tired of seeing in movies

;) The guy who looks like he hasn't shaved in exactly 4-5 days and his hair always looks just messed up that it looks like he doesn't care just a little.
It doesn't matter when and where they show him, he always looks the same. As if a girlfriend/wife wouldn't demand he go into the bathroom and shave before, say, a wedding or something important like that.
Sounds like Indy!

Edit: just realized that's another thing I'm tired of seeing in movies...Indy!;)
 
  1. Guns that make noise every single time they are on screen. Especially re-re-cocking sounds.
Either the Simpson's or Family Guy did a parody of this when people using flintlocks kept doing the recocking thing. You also get people using Glocks in movies and TV were you also hear the cocking of the hammer.
 
I think this one is just because of the nature of filmmaking. The director probably doesn't want the extras to start hamming things up and overacting to what's going on so they just tell them to ignore what's going on and pretend like nothing's really going on.
Yes, this. As a movie and tv ‘extra’ or ‘supporting artist’, I am told how to react to what’s going on, during the rehearsals before the many, takes and retakes. if The director wants reaction, they will tell you. It may feel odd, and not how you would act in real life, but it’s their vision. You have to go with it.
 
I think this one is just because of the nature of filmmaking. The director probably doesn't want the extras to start hamming things up and overacting to what's going on so they just tell them to ignore what's going on and pretend like nothing's really going on.
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I watched Godzilla vs. Kong, and I realized that I'm really sick of the "Connected Beam." Every time there's a fight between two super-powered people, or wizards, or anything else that shoots energy, there has to be a shot where the beams connect and push against each other. Knock it off.
I also realized a counterpart to the Connected Beam. The "Invisible Tug of War." Two people using magic or the force or whatever to tug-of-war some object between them. See the lightsaber in The Last Jedi.
 
I have a new one! When a character is alone in their house and then opens the fridge to get something out, and when they shut the door a bad guy is there! It's soooo predictable. I started watching the Punisher tv series and this guy gets in his fridge and I thought "...and the Punisher magically will be there..." and there he was.
 
The funny thing about those kind of characters is that their scruff is always the same in every scene, even when it's been several days and they haven't been in a situation where they could have shaved. These guys always seem to have exactly 1 or 2 days' worth of growth, never any more or any less.
As someone who lived through the Miami Vice times, i can attest they made electric razors just for maintaining a precise 2 day scruff. Totally a thing in the right age group. So i assume they all have one of these in their jacket pocket.
 
The guy who looks like he hasn't shaved in exactly 4-5 days and his hair always looks just messed up that it looks like he doesn't care just a little.
It doesn't matter when and where they show him, he always looks the same. As if a girlfriend/wife wouldn't demand he go into the bathroom and shave before, say, a wedding or something important like that.
Actors sit in a make up chair at the start of a shooting day, nursing a freshly brewed soy latte, with extra sprinkles, and a makeup Person has to ensure that they look exactly the same as they did yesterday and the day before, for continuity. It would be a logistical nightmare to work out ‘this is your day two look, no, now we need your day three look’, every morning. Better to maintain a standard appearance unless it forms part of the story.
 
Movie crews will count the bullet holes on a car and switch the body panels for filming scenes out-of-order.

They could handle doing a realistic stubble growth on a man's face if they wanted to. They just don't bother with it.
 
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Could schmould. There are a LOT of things a production COULD do if it was deemed important enough. A movie is made out of a million compromises. It takes a lot of planning and scheduling and time and thus money to do something like that. If the beard status of a character is not an important plot detail, then the attention and efforts of the crew (finite commodities) are best devoted elsewhere. Like they probably were in these films for other details in these films that did NOT stand out to you because of these efforts.
 
When the characters are leaving a room/apartment/office/garage/area, and then, and only then, something happens there: a phone rings, a light turns on/off, a menacing noise is heard, something moves in the shadows etc.
 
Actors sit in a make up chair at the start of a shooting day, nursing a freshly brewed soy latte, with extra sprinkles, and a makeup Person has to ensure that they look exactly the same as they did yesterday and the day before, for continuity. It would be a logistical nightmare to work out ‘this is your day two look, no, now we need your day three look’, every morning. Better to maintain a standard appearance unless it forms part of the story.
I was actually referring to the character who looks like this in the plot every single day, regardless of what's going on in the plot.
Not may women would tolerate their guy looking like he hadn't shaved for two days when it's her sister getting married...
 
I was actually referring to the character who looks like this in the plot every single day, regardless of what's going on in the plot.
Not may women would tolerate their guy looking like he hadn't shaved for two days when it's her sister getting married...
No, you’re right. I get that and have made the inward comment myself before when our hero turns up at a formal event, with stubble, thinking “you might have made the effort!”
 
I was actually referring to the character who looks like this in the plot every single day, regardless of what's going on in the plot.
Not may women would tolerate their guy looking like he hadn't shaved for two days when it's her sister getting married...
While annoying, I want to say that it's an actual look for some men these days. At least it is in Hollywood, that permanent 5 o'clock shadow, no matter what. I can get it and am ok with it in an every day setting, but it's funny (and a bit annoying) when it's something like a post-apocalyptic setting or they're on the run in the middle of nowhere, some sort of setting where they're either not going to have access to a razor, or at least not some fancy one that's going to let them keep their perma-stubble.
 
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