CB2001
Master Member
the writing's not improving much. lot of this has been mentioned, but
- michonne (who seems to be determined to do the series in her best Booker T impersonation) is again the anchor dragging the show to a stop. so not only is she a ninja, she can take a greater beating than most of the other characters have got.
You call that a beating? That wasn't a beating. A beating is what Glenn got from Merle. A beating is what Daryl gave Randall. What happened between the Governor and Michonne was a straight forward two-sided asswhooping (meaning, both sides whooping each other's asses equally, ending with Michonne getting the last lick in with the piece of glass before she could kill him).
- apparently this ninja thinks the best thing you can do w/ a sword is choke someone w/ it
When you're sword is knocked away and you have an enemy intending to kill you, you improvise with what you got.
- i'm betting from the amount of blood etc that she's severed every tendon in the fingers of the hand that pulled the glass out, though i'm betting that'll never be addressed.
Honestly, you consider that farfetched? Try Rick breaking every bone in his hand beating the psycho prisoner to near death, it healing up and Rick admitting that he won't be able to use it correctly the right way again after that, yet he still used it like not a single bone was broken afterwards (this is in the comic).
- hey, i'll just stay in the room in plain sight, so when he does come in, he'll be right by the door and could easily escape/shout for help/shoot me before i can get up off this chair i'm in trying to look so grim and cool.
More like, "I'll sit right here and when he opens the door, I'll cut his freakin' head off before he realizes it."
- apparently although Booker/Michonne is about 2ft taller than zombiebrat the Gov didn't have a clear enough shot to put one through her head or shoulder.
You could make the same argument about Glenn not shooting Merle when he had his knife at Maggie's neck. But the big thing you're missing is the fact that the Governor is NUTS. He doesn't see Penny as a walker. He sees her as a still living person. That's why he stood down, because he was scared that Michonne would harm Penny (which in his head, would be Michonne hurting his still alive daughter).
- what IS it w/ zombiebrat anyway? total lack of zombie behaviour when she should have been squirming and thrashing all the time to get to michonne or the Gov for meat.
Same thing with Michonne's husband and his best friend (the two walkers that were with her). Basically, the "zombiebrat" as you call her, was used to her father in the same manner as those two were to Michonne. And, the only reason why "zombiebrat" reacted to Michonne after she pulled the hood off was because she didn't see Michonne until she put the hood off, much in the same manner as Michonne's husband and his best friend didn't react to the Governor and the group that came out to the helicopter until they were in their line of site.
- apparently there's massive gaps in the prison walls that they casually announce that walkers can get in through etc, but they don't seem overly bothered about that.
Especially with a whole lot of other problems that they've had to deal with, such as trying to clear out as much of the prison so they can get around to handling the hole in the fence, Rick losing his wife and the group losing T-Dog, and the fact that they now had to go rescue Maggie and Glenn from Woodbury.
- total skate-over of Darryl's capture, for whatever reason :-/
Which I'm sure they wanted because they needed something to draw people back for the next episode in February.
- is it really logical that a wall guard would just wander into a building shouting for people to come out? By HIMSELF?
There's no indication that was a wall guard, dude. For all we know, that may have been the guy who handled the food distribution for the town (that the Governor made mention of a few episodes back) and the building that the Atlanta group went through was the food distribution area (which would explain why he had a key and no weapon on him).
- why in ******'s name is Rick intent on always holding his pistol w/ the barrel drooping to the ground? did it supposedly look cool in a poster or promo still so they make him do it all the time? is that long barrel just too heavy?
Probably because its heavy. That or he's also taking into account recoil when he knows he's about to fire the gun. But most likely due to it being heavy.
re some other comments, i've done aikido, akijustsu and iaido. Kendo and fencing would not help you use a katana correctly. iaido teaches drawing and cutting as one movement. some of the moves in our school taught locks and throws, but it was from a hand grab etc that was trying to stop your draw your sword - you'd turn the grip into a wrist lock and move to draw and cut etc, but the iaido class was to teach iaido, it didn't teach hand to hand. i can't speak for anyone else's schools, but for hand to hand i had to take different classes/disciplines. it does not, however, teach you to do an oh-so-clever twirl before a cut, nor does it suggest the best way to wear a sword is across your back.
But wouldn't fencing help lay down the groundwork on how to use a sword, how to approach an opponent, building up strength in muscles in the arms to allow you to lift up a sword, how to keep your guard up while handling a sword, how to keep the blade steady when handling it?
And when you're trying to run for your life when you've got a whole herd after you, are you really going to want to have a sword on your hip where you're most likely to trip on it, or have it on your back where you'll least likely to trip on it?
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