Hey everyone. It's been a long time since I've been on the forum, but it's good to finally get some down time and log on. Okay fellas, I need your help: Since Thanksgiving break, I have become a "24" addict. What I am intereseted in is finding out what type of guns Jack Bauer uses throughout the series. If you could post either names and/or photos of each firearm, that would help me a lot. Thanks guys. Oh, and as promised, Jack Bauer Humor (spolier warning if you have not seen at least the first 4 seasons): - If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. - Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Seriously. - If Jack was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice, then kill both dictators with his bare hands. - Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. - Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. - Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. - Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. - 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. - Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. - If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're screwed. - If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars. - Jack Bauer's gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack motherf'n Bauer. - When you open a can of whoop-*, Jack Bauer jumps out. - Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk. - While being put under in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. - Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar. - In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell. - Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you. - As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time." - Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once. - Jack Bauer can watch all 4 seasons of 24 in 24 hours. - Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. - Jack Bauer is the only man thus far to make Elisha Cuthbert call him daddy. - You're either with Jack Bauer or against him. If you're against Jack Bauer, you're either dead or will be soon. - Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice. - In God we trust, but God trusts Jack Bauer. - Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW." at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies. - When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade. - If Jack Bauer was on Oceanic Flight 815, he'd have been off the Island with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare. - The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Jack Bauer has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.