I’ve got like 40 pages to read later…
The Book of Everyone Come to Town Finale Commentary
*me talking during the episode recaps*
Her: “SHHHH. I literally don’t remember seeing any of this.”
“Spice is like Dune. The spice must go.”
Me: “The palace can’t be too safe because Black Krys snuck in and almost killed everyone?”
“Is that happening right now?”
“No, that was like four episodes ago.”
“I didn’t see that.”
(Cad Bane appears)
“Great, that turd is back.”
“Don’t you think Cad Bane sounds like Nick Valentine?”
“How about we don’t compare my heart of gold Nick Valentine to this blue man?”
“Baby Yoda drove himself….(very quietly) There’s no way.”
“I wish I had those pit droids. I’d be like ‘hey, pit droids.’”
“THAT’S AN R5!!!!!” (After the droid discussion a few weeks ago, this was pretty funny)
“It’s too bad they shot the marshal right in the face.”
(BK being swarmed by the Trandoshans)
Me: “Wookies are hunted by Trandoshans, so that must be really personally humiliating for Santo.”
“So like for me, that’s when those fire ants were all over me. It’s exactly like that.”
(The people or Freetown show up)
“The one guy brought a stick?”
(The Mods show up)
Me: “Those speeders must be going, 5, 6, maybe even 7 miles per hour.”
“Maybe even 8 miles per hour.”
(BK getting shot)
“Are they saying his skin is bullet proof?”
“He’s just really tough.”
“Yeah, I thought so.”
(The Mod in the grey jacket is shown briefly)
“Hmm. Someone doesn’t look like they belong. He looks like a British high school kid.”
Me: “What do you think the walls on Tatooine are made out of?”
“I think all the guns are shooting foam.”
“I wonder if one of them wasn’t a Nerf gun base.”
“We probably already have that one.”
“Boba said they were going to destroy the entire city. He was afraid he wouldn’t get a chance because he’s definitely destroying the entire city.”
“I think her tooth just fell out.”
(Mando sees Grogu)
Me: “I’ve got tears in my eyes.”
*she pats my shoulder*
“The rancor needs to eat these people.”
*rancor almost immediately eats someone*
“I CALLED IT!”
“That guy is shooting with his stick?”
“It’s a cycler rifle.”
“Oh, I thought it was a stick.”
“Where is Fennec Shand in all this?”
(Boba impales Cad Bane)
“I would stab that turd a second time, but that time, just for fun.”
(Fennec kills everyone and hangs the mayor)
“YES! Now that’s what I want to see! I want to see hot women hang people just like that.”
Me: “We can’t say Slave 1, but we can hang political figures.”
Her: “I am thinking about hugging that Gonk droid.”
“I heard there’s an end cut scene.”
(End cut scene occurs)
“I think the marshal was in the bacta tank.”
Her: “I was asleep.”