Tetris: the movie

[Wes R]

I have more faith in this than the new Bayformers movie. It's almost like the 50s where they just keep pumping out bad scifi movies only these things don't have shoestring budgets and the people making them don't realize they're bad movies unlike the 50s movies.

 

[KrangPrime]

Yay Hollywood:

http://io9.com/the-tetris-movie-is-a-real-thing-that-is-happening-1640933722

http://alienscollection.com/emoticons/suicide.gif

should be all hail our china money overlords ;o)

 

[dascoyne]

If I had to make a spec script for a Tetris film I'd probably make it a comedy about a guy in 1984 who slowly goes mad after getting hooked on the game. He hallucinates about blocks everywhere piling up in the street and in his yard that nobody else sees and slowly goes nuts ...



... nah. that would still suck.

 

[Kerr Avon]

God.

*sigh*

 

[The Terminator]

:facepalm
Sequel to Pixels?
:facepalm :facepalm

 

[AJTaliesen]

Made me think of this little beauty (minesweeper):

 

[Lear60man]

"In a world filled with war, comes the ultimate battle for supremacy.......Paper Rock Scissors!"

 

[Solo4114]

Meh. I'm waiting on a Connect Four movie.

 

[Mike J.]

"Mr. President ... the blocks are falling faster..."

 

[ghostryder]

Oh cool, a whole trilogy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...-trilogy_us_5772adbce4b0dbb1bbbc2305?section=

 

[KrangPrime]

Oh cool, a whole trilogy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...-trilogy_us_5772adbce4b0dbb1bbbc2305?section=

Time for our catch phrase, movie lovers. ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrr...

no, no, i didn't feel like your cat just died. again..

 

[Wes R]

This movie is puzzling, i mean most movies have some kind of story line but this one's pieces just don't fit.

 

[karmajay]

If you a have a story that will take 3 movies, fine. BUT, I can't imagine how it can be related to Tetris! It better not have "Based on a true story" at the beginning of the movie!

 

[Mike J.]

Once upon a time, in the Soviet Union...

 

[funboy1013xx]

a young man played with jenga blocks......

 

[Wes R]

Given the history of the game maybe they should make this some whacky cold war buddy comedy like Spies Like Us meets War Games.