Ah yes, my absolute favorite thing the prequels and subsequent media ever did—the softening, weakening, and destruction of one of the most iconic film characters of all time. Let’s all just ignore the actual films and pretend that a kid’s cartoon or prequel can or should inform us more on how to interpret that character. Because all of these films hold equal weight and validity, right? Because they aren’t just films meant for entertainment, they’re holy scripture, and that means every single word spoken by someone bearing the official STAR WARS (TM) hat is the absolute truth. No, kids, Vader was not a ruthless man responsible for the eradication of the Jedi, who casually murdered his own officers at the first sign of failure, who stood ready to betray his own master if the possibility of gaining more power appeared. Nope, Vader is an angsty man-child who doesn’t like sand and wishes he could just wish away his feelings. He’s a tactical moron, a show-off, not intimidating in the slightest, and easily duped. That’s Darth Vader. Yep.