Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Post-release)

Bryancd said:
It was a theory that floated around this thread a ways back but it can't work due to what we have learned in the book Bloodline. Kylo was still running around with Uncle Luke when Rey would have already been on Jakku for many years.
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Ahhhh, have not read the book bloodline.. But it has been known on occasion, to conflict with one another... I'd have to know who's point of view has told that story....

Maybe phasma dropped her there.... the theories are literally endless....

I just want to see ren go all out evil!! No turning back... No han in vain, i don't want to see him brought back to the light... Make him as evil as evil can get and take that character all the way with not even a doubt of his loyalty to the darkside..

If they puss out and have him turned, that will suck!!
 
Nostalgic said:
Definitely.... Imagine all the outa rim jobs he would have gotten... See what i did there :lol
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niennumb1 said:
Luke could have gotten a lot of action after being credited for taking down Vader and used it as a pickup line for women. He could have had many one-night stands and so Rey could very well be an Oops Skywalker?
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The same could be said for Lando. He already had major mojo. Add to that the "Did I mention I blew up the Death Star and saved the galaxy? Sure Luke killed his dad... but that dude would have been toast regardless when I BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR." Finn Calrisian?
 
No way, Lando ran cloud city, he would of been charlie sheened in no time... Im sure he had some form of STD while taking down the Death Star....

When given the news i bet he said,

But I'm gold leader..

If Finn is his, then Finn could possibly be a carrier... Lets see what the medical pulls up in ep 8...

Maybe ren parting his back flaps is a blessing in disguise...
Maybe a medical droid can detect and eradicate any passed down bad calrisian blood cells... If he is stuck with it, then i can only suggest he wears a deflector shield so not to spread more gold leader across the galaxy....

Does the Dude Abide ??
 
Lando was a smooth operator. He knew about protection and being safe. He didn't just blindly trust anyway... except Han Solo... when he was blind and shooting at the giant evil sand vagina on Tattooine.
 
Father said:
Lando was a smooth operator. He knew about protection and being safe. He didn't just blindly trust anyway... except Han Solo... when he was blind and shooting at the giant evil sand vagina on Tattooine.
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Nope, Lando proved his blind trust in ESB by making a deal with the empire!! Vader altered the deal and lando was left praying that the deal wasn't altered any further....

Trusting a sith lord so easily would indicate that he would have trusted a simple " you dont need a deflector shield because i am on the pill and i am clean "

Besides that point, if finn is his, he clearly didn't wear a deflector shield anyway, unless we can assume he purchased said deflector shields from the likes of a couple of dodgy jawas, or even stocked in a vending machine on cloud city by a practical prankster, we can rule out his trust issues on the deal with the empire alone....

My vote is tiger blood, or bantha blood for sure!!
Even rathtar blood at this point :lol
 
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I do really hope that now, Ben is irredeemable and Kylie Ren does stay a villain. TFA was neat at pulling in the fans with so many parallels(it didn't work for everyone, I admit), to the OT that I hope they don't need to do it again.

Or as mentioned that Rey turns to the dark side.

I don't know, I just really want this to be it's own thing by telling good Star Wars stories and not just a complete reboot/rehash of the OT.

By the way....does anyone ever feel the need to watch ESB after watching TFA? The Han and Leia theme is my favorite piece of music in SW, and when they say good bye before the end fight and when it cues up again after they get back, it's such a sad version and knowing I'll probably never hear it again in a SW movie.

End of rambling.
 
Solos blaster said:
I do really hope that now, Ben is irredeemable and Kylie Ren does stay a villain. TFA was neat at pulling in the fans with so many parallels(it didn't work for everyone, I admit), to the OT that I hope they don't need to do it again.

Or as mentioned that Rey turns to the dark side.

I don't know, I just really want this to be it's own thing by telling good Star Wars stories and not just a complete reboot/rehash of the OT.

By the way....does anyone ever feel the need to watch ESB after watching TFA? The Han and Leia theme is my favorite piece of music in SW, and when they say good bye before the end fight and when it cues up again after they get back, it's such a sad version and knowing I'll probably never hear it again in a SW movie.

End of rambling.
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You might hear it on a flashback... Although i hope there isn't too many flashbacks...

Im with you with ren.... ben should be dead and remain dead and they should take a skywalker/solo to the pits of the darkside never to return... It would also then illustrate the point of just how powerful the darkside is!! That even a skywalker can be consumed and never to return...

Even if he turned, he would have to live with the memory of that moment and the guilt alone would turn into some form of anger, and we know what that leads to... So keep him on this path and take him past and over the edge into the very pits of the darkside.. We have heard how powerful the darkside is since the OT. He mentioned a line of showing how powerful the darkside is, so i say show us the lot!!

Leave no stone unturned at how dark an evil the darkside can, and will take kylo ren into..... \m/
 
Nostalgic said:
You might hear it on a flashback... Although i hope there isn't too many flashbacks...

Im with you with ren.... ben should be dead and remain dead and they should take a skywalker/solo to the pits of the darkside never to return... It would also then illustrate the point of just how powerful the darkside is!! That even a skywalker can be consumed and never to return...

Even if he turned, he would have to live with the memory of that moment and the guilt alone would turn into some form of anger, and we know what that leads to... So keep him on this path and take him past and over the edge into the very pits of the darkside.. We have heard how powerful the darkside is since the OT. He mentioned a line of showing how powerful the darkside is, so i say show us the lot!!

Leave no stone unturned at how dark an evil the darkside can, and will take kylo ren into..... \m/
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After getting schooled by a n00b on Starkiller base, Ben Ren is going to have to seriously step up his game. Even if he goes to complete his training... he'll still have to pull out some serious tricks to hold his own against Rey if she'll be getting trained by Luke at the same time. I would actually be ok with the tables being turned and Rey going dark.... especially if it was the result of her killing Ben Ren. Adam Driver just doesn't convince me as a Dark Lord as much as just a whiny little Nance.

There is potential for some really good storytelling with the next two movies. We'll see how it plays out. I'm not seeing Lawrence Kasdan and JJ Abrams in the credits for episode VIII and his credits aren't anything special. Looper was good so there's that.
 
Father said:
After getting schooled by a n00b on Starkiller base, Ben Ren is going to have to seriously step up his game. Even if he goes to complete his training... he'll still have to pull out some serious tricks to hold his own against Rey if she'll be getting trained by Luke at the same time. I would actually be ok with the tables being turned and Rey going dark.... especially if it was the result of her killing Ben Ren. Adam Driver just doesn't convince me as a Dark Lord as much as just a whiny little Nance.

There is potential for some really good storytelling with the next two movies. We'll see how it plays out. I'm not seeing Lawrence Kasdan and JJ Abrams in the credits for episode VIII and his credits aren't anything special. Looper was good so there's that.
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Yeah looper wasn't that bad. Snoke was more focused on finishing his training than the fact of the whole collapse of star killer base. That never sat well with me. Seemed rushed and bodgy at best. The whiny little nancy pants is the ben in him. Tantrums and sulking over it being his lollipop i mean "lightsaber" kill the ben to find the ren...

Ren stepped off his shuttle and slayed!! The majority of it and even the climax was more ben than ren...

I don't mind rey turning dark, but in doing so, so much story will be clogged up in that and having to either find another saviour or turn Kylo to the light. Seems to boring and predictable. Seeing rey struggle through conflict of the two is doable because thats basically what happens when you are strong with the force... But for kylo, the path has been etched and snoke should diminish all signs of whiny ben and set the stage for an epic battle between light and dark....
 
Rey Is female clone of jango fett injected with midiclorians at birth.
chewy is gonna shave down and get a full body tattoo of phasma on one side an han solo on the other. He uses the phasma side to sneak into kylo rens bedchamber's in the middle of the night and the solo side to distract kylo so he can murder him .
snoke is actually an alternate reality future version of kylo who is transmitting messages to this version of himself using a ouiji board who subsequently disappears from existence inexplicably . it is rumored that it had something to do with jet li ?
Po hits the galactic power play numbers and retires to a private moon with Finn as his arm candy.
Leia finally defeats the empire but by Democratic election .
Lando end up selling used speeders yet never achieves salesman of the month no matter how hard he trys cuz that damn red arm droid always out sells him.
R2 invents time travel and goes back to murder Anikins mom before she gives birth to him terminator style.
Which leads to Jar Jar being a famous pod racer after killing off sulbulba in the marketplace and claiming his pod racer for his own.
Luke takes a nap and then gets a light lunch turns out vader was not his father .
 
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Nostalgic said:
Yeah looper wasn't that bad. Snoke was more focused on finishing his training than the fact of the whole collapse of star killer base. That never sat well with me. Seemed rushed and bodgy at best. The whiny little nancy pants is the ben in him. Tantrums and sulking over it being his lollipop i mean "lightsaber" kill the ben to find the ren...

Ren stepped off his shuttle and slayed!! The majority of it and even the climax was more ben than ren...

I don't mind rey turning dark, but in doing so, so much story will be clogged up in that and having to either find another saviour or turn Kylo to the light. Seems to boring and predictable. Seeing rey struggle through conflict of the two is doable because thats basically what happens when you are strong with the force... But for kylo, the path has been etched and snoke should diminish all signs of whiny ben and set the stage for an epic battle between light and dark....
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Ren did slay. Right up until he took off his mask.

Yes... it would be too much like the prequels is Rey goes bad and they have to find a new character in the galaxy to either bring her back or kill her. There isn't enough time between movies to pull it off right. Which potentially leaves us with a much more predictable, vanilla story of Rey and Ren going back and forth for the next 2 films.

As good as VII was it definitely had a repackaged IV feel to it.... but they did it well enough that I'm confident it has set the stage for the next two movies to be good enough to stand apart from V and VI to create a great trilogy rather than the mess that was the prequels. I'm optimistic.
 
Father said:
Ren did slay. Right up until he took off his mask.

Yes... it would be too much like the prequels is Rey goes bad and they have to find a new character in the galaxy to either bring her back or kill her. There isn't enough time between movies to pull it off right. Which potentially leaves us with a much more predictable, vanilla story of Rey and Ren going back and forth for the next 2 films.

As good as VII was it definitely had a repackaged IV feel to it.... but they did it well enough that I'm confident it has set the stage for the next two movies to be good enough to stand apart from V and VI to create a great trilogy rather than the mess that was the prequels. I'm optimistic.
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I agree with you 100%

And it is a great film, its one of those films that just keeps getting better each time i watch it. The downloaded version sucked though, it was far from crisp.. Blu ray all the way...

When he is about to battle rey and he says " we're not done yet, its just us now, and he proceeds to hit his wound from chewwy, i swear he looks like that dude from mad house that late 80s early 90s movies... lmfao i swear each time i see that scene i see that guy... I'll post a pic so everyone knows what i am talking about and i can see if its just me :lol
 
I swear he looks like a young version of this guy in that scene and it annoys me because i keep thinking of that 80s/90s flick each and every time

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Nostalgic said:
Ahhhh, have not read the book bloodline.. But it has been known on occasion, to conflict with one another... I'd have to know who's point of view has told that story....
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Not any more. The main thrust of the big EU "purge" of 2014 was to make sure that all the new ancillary material that comes out is in agreement with each other and with the extant canon (the films, Clone Wars, Rebels). So I wouldn't advise pooh-pooh-ing anything in the novels that have come out as part of the new canon. What's in Bloodlines is fact. There's wiggle-room for interpretation, sure, but things like Ben dropping Rey on Jakku are hard to fudge, given the account laid down. He didn't. Move on.

--Jonah
 
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