joeranger
Sr Member
This one just kind of came together. Not super accurate, but lots of fun.
Yes, you need three of them, but you can watch the blinky light while you drink the second keg and sing/recite;
- Buy a Heineken mini keg - $20
- Go to Mexico and buy a set of shark teeth from some street vendor. (Your wife will think it is a stupid purchase) $1,400
- Buy a marine signal strobe $40
- Can of high gloss yellow spray paint. $3
- Some rope (on my to-do list) $2
- Drink the beer, yes, all of it
- Sand the paint down to the aluminum
- Remove tap and spray paint it yellow
- Spray again and again...
- Stencil ORCA (optional, not screen accurate)
- Have neighborhood kids kick it around in the street
- Tie some rope around it (a sheepshank MR HOOPER!)
- Adorn with Strobe and Teeth
Yes, you need three of them, but you can watch the blinky light while you drink the second keg and sing/recite;
- "Farewell and adoo to you fair spanish ladies"
- "Show me the way to go home"
- We're gonna need a bigger boat
- This was no boating accident!
- Lifeless eyes, like a dolls eyes...
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