MACHETE Trailer

[0neiros]

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IGN Video: Machete Movie Trailer - Red Band Trailer

Good lord...This is all kinds of awesome

Spoiler

Swinging from one floor to the next using a mans intestines!!!

-I see Props galore also. If the whole movie keeps it over the top, it's going to be a lot of gory fun. I want a priest like Cheech.

 

[JoMamma_Smurf]

Holy balls!

 

[Jedifyfe]

Oh hell yeah! Gore for gore sake!!! I love it!

 

[Lear60man]

Trailer spoiler....










The use of intestines as a rope to jump out of a window was sooooo predictable. Paging Mythbusters to the white courtesy phone.

I wonder if Deniro and Segal went looking for the roles or a script was sent to them. Either way :thumbsup

 

[Lear60man]

sing..

 

[TK1536]

Ever since the spoof trailer, I've wanted this movie to be real. THANK YOU!!!

 

[0neiros]

Keep this in mind when you watch the movie -

6 People Who Turned a Life of Crime Into Legitimate Careers | Cracked.com

This may be his Bio-pic All kidding aside, it's great that a guy like him can turn his life around. Makes you look at other People (some of them famous, usually in sports) and wonder what's their excuse?

 

[SmilingOtter]

I do wish Rodriguez hadn't politicized it (based on current events best discussed elsewhere) in another trailer he edited. I would've really enjoyed it as a mindless action flick.

 

[blewis17]

OK, to be Captain Buzkill, amid all of this Hollywood insanity:

Your intestines do not look like that. You can't pull it out like a rope and stretch it to the other end of the room, like one long garden hose. There is a curtain of tissue and blood vessels and fat, called the mesentery, from which the small bowel and colon "hang" off of your aorta. The intestine is not strong enough to support your weight. The outer serosa is slippery and would not allow you to grab onto and support yourself - it would slip through your hands like butter, and rip in half before you got very far.

.... Captain BuzzKill, away!!!

 

[oujala]

Looks awesome I have to say. The intestine scene reminded me of this:

YouTube - Fight scene from Riki-Oh - Oscar (most ridiculously AWESOME fight ever)

"You've got a lotta guts Oscar!"