I'm not a thief, I'm a hooker!

[Shylaah]

....."I was a lost prostitute, not stealing"........

That's a great defense!!! Isn't admitting to being a hooker putting yourself in more jeopardy than just facing the theft charges?

Shylaah

 

[EyeofSauron]

as you are only ruled for by the crime you are accused to have comitted, its not uncommon

 

[Sluis Van Shipyards]

That reminds me of an episode of COPS where this druggie called the cops because she was ripped off in a drug deal. They went to the alleged dealer's house and his mom came out and they asked her about it. She said "I'm a prostitute, not a drug dealer!" :lol So I guess there are levels that make prostitute a more respectable job.

 

[MooCriket]

Um..who would give her any money?! I wish I could have seen first hand, the mighty Trebeck chasing that skank down the hall. That would have been awesome!

Funny stuff. One of my security guards caught a guy in my store today with a bag filled with merchandise. His defense to the responding officer:

"I didn't steal from here fool, I stole from the Giant down the road". Looks like we put a buzzkill on his plans for tonight. In his bag... Malt liquor, a loofa, a glowstick, and a pack of condoms.

 

[terryr]

In most places, being a prostitute is not a crime. Taking money for it is. That's why they have to sting them into making the deal.

And how about Nevada? It's totally legal. So is there still a stigma attached, or do girls openly say, 'after high school I'm gonna be a hooker'?

 

[Goonie]

Reminds me of...

"I'M NOT A PIMP!!"

 

[MelMWells]

Hahahaha...You have to love some people LOL...

 

[Funky]

I don't care what this thread is about but with a title like that there is no way I wasn't going to take a look! :lol