I'm not a thief, I'm a hooker!

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Sluis Van Shipyards

Legendary Member
That reminds me of an episode of COPS where this druggie called the cops because she was ripped off in a drug deal. They went to the alleged dealer's house and his mom came out and they asked her about it. She said "I'm a prostitute, not a drug dealer!" :lol So I guess there are levels that make prostitute a more respectable job.
 

MooCriket

Master Member
Um..who would give her any money?! I wish I could have seen first hand, the mighty Trebeck chasing that skank down the hall. That would have been awesome!

Funny stuff. One of my security guards caught a guy in my store today with a bag filled with merchandise. His defense to the responding officer:

"I didn't steal from here fool, I stole from the Giant down the road". Looks like we put a buzzkill on his plans for tonight. In his bag... Malt liquor, a loofa, a glowstick, and a pack of condoms.
 

terryr

Sr Member
In most places, being a prostitute is not a crime. Taking money for it is. That's why they have to sting them into making the deal.

And how about Nevada? It's totally legal. So is there still a stigma attached, or do girls openly say, 'after high school I'm gonna be a hooker'?
 

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Goonie

Sr Member
Reminds me of...

"I'M NOT A PIMP!!"

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Funky

Master Member
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I don't care what this thread is about but with a title like that there is no way I wasn't going to take a look! :lol
 

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