Ok, I am lost. They killed all the Joes (order 66). Who survived and who is Bruce?
Looks interesting though, wondering how they are gonna put storm shadow and snake eyes on the good guys team together.
Chris
I loved the first film, and am extremely disappointed that there is no Scarlett, Destro or Baroness. I'd imagine that Duke is only assumed dead, and he'll show up to help out when the chips are down.
That said - this didn't look too bad. And it has inspired MY FIRST EVER MEME:
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What makes you think they're gonna be on the same team? I thought they were arch enemies?
The Rock grinning in the opening was a warning of incoming crap. It's like they are trying not to make the majority of these characters cool. At least, the first movie tried to get the essence of the characters with Scarlett and Baroness. But I have a feeling that the actresses contributed a lot to that. This whole thing just feels lame. Yes, Jinx and that cliff battle look cool. But that's one scene. Then Bruce Willis shows up for some reason and it really feels like a parody or something. Maybe it's just because I've been enjoying the old cartoon at night that this trailer comes off as bad. The G.I. Joe Resolute cartoon did a far better job of a more realistic G.I. Joe. Also, where is Lady Jaye's staff weapon?
You are calling the SEQUEL a parody of the first? Really? Did you see the first one? It was a parody of GI JOE.
Also, anyone else happy that Snake Eyes's mask no longer has a detailed mouth on it?