Let me guess. You're the leading male comic book hero #344, right?
Steve Rogers: Just give me a chance-
Cut the crap Steve. Tell us a story about your father. You know? The one who you either never got to know him, never got to resolve the bad tensions between the two of you, or how you're constantly living under his shadow. You can't be the hero of this movie unless you have daddy issues. Green Lantern decided to throw in those issues out of thin air, and now look at how awesome he's doing!..... You're not going to tell us any stories about your father, are you?.....
OH! I know! You're a jerk! A big time jerk! You're arrogant, disrespectful, womanizing, and you don't give a crap about any of your friends! You're a complete a**hole who thinks only of himself! Admit it Steve, you loath every thing that isn't you!...... you mean you don't? This is getting awkward. You don't have daddy issues, you're a pretty decent fellow, and to top it off, you're an interesting character!
*PASS*
Now, Peggy. What's your role in this movie? Are you the obligatory love interest? Do they introduce you as a tough action girl, throw in awkward romance moments between you and Steve and totally make you "the chick" by having you weep in tears at the end even when your commanding officer is present?
Peggy: Yes.
Ok. .. . . . We're not quite there yet.. and at this rate we probably never will be.. . . .but with all due respect Miss Carter, outside of being the love interest, what exactly do you do? What does your character do that Howard Stark, Colonel Phillips, and doctor Erskine can't do for Steve if you weren't around in the first place?
Peggy: Nothing.
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