Can you melt and recast soap?

deck5 said:
that don't involve hurting other people.
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I failed to see any one suggesting hurt or pain, more along the lines of a joke... Now I guess you could call a joke emotional pain, but sorry if I don't feel it justifies a prohibition because she might/will get caught off guard and get jabbed in the ribs...

Yeah some might call it childish but we are on a forum where grown men and women are build and hyping up toys, to some that would be childish...

Anyway for a temporary fun, switch brands of your cream rinse so there is no reference color and simply spike it with a load of common blue or green food coloring, don't be shy... A subtle or not so subtle skin tone change that isn't permanent or harmful by any degree by might be interesting...
 
patsmear said:
If you go this route, go to a windshield repair place and scoop a handful of broken glass out of the dumpster.

Then roll her window down and throw the glass on the seat of her car. See how long it takes for her to figure out that her window wasn't really broken.

Pat
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Now that is funny! :thumbsup
 
I have to say, the broken galss bit is outstanding. I may have to use that one at work sometime....

-Adam
 
patsmear said:
If you go this route, go to a windshield repair place and scoop a handful of broken glass out of the dumpster.

Then roll her window down and throw the glass on the seat of her car. See how long it takes for her to figure out that her window wasn't really broken.

Pat
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Now that is a good one!! Girl is pretty much a moron.

Oh and she is not a kid. She is in fact about two months away from 20. (Can vote... drive... go to war....) And been told to either not use my stuff or GTFO for months.
 
1 do-it-yourself soap kit from the craft store, + approx 1 shot glass of fiberglass dust.

Use this mix to replicate your soap, then when you see it dissappear, start casually complaining that you think the company must have changed it's formula or something, because it's making you itch like crazy now... :D

-Sarge
 
SgtFang said:
1 do-it-yourself soap kit from the craft store, + approx 1 shot glass of fiberglass dust.

Use this mix to replicate your soap, then when you see it dissappear, start casually complaining that you think the company must have changed it's formula or something, because it's making you itch like crazy now... :D

-Sarge
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Sergeant,

Funny you mention "itching." We have a clothes washing machine that is about a year old top loader. It has the cool hollow part in the middle you put Downey in and it spins it out in the rinse. It even says on the top in bold "Fabric Softener Only."

After a week or so, my brother's GF said she was getting a rash and her clothes were very itchy. Turns out when ever the moron was washing her and her mom's clothes at (yes) my house, she was putting the soap in that spot.

Incredible....


Pat, thanks!
 
Well if worse comes to worse just hang a photo/video release form on the shower door with a note that this shower is live and streaming on the Internet at Hidden Shower Cam, upon entry into said shower you agree fully to the terms of the attached agreement...

VIDEO AND PHOTO RELEASE

For good and valuable consideration, the receipt of which is hereby acknowledged, I
hereby consent to the photographing of myself and the recording of my voice and
the use of these photographs and/or recordings singularly or in conjunction with
other photographs and/or recordings for advertising, publicity, commercial or other
business purposes. I understand that the term "photograph" as used herein
encompasses both still photographs and motion picture footage.

I further consent to the reproduction and/or authorization by ___________________to
reproduce and use said photographs and recordings of my voice, for use in all
domestic and foreign markets. Further, I understand that others, with or without the
consent of ________________ may use and/or reproduce such photographs and
recordings.

I hereby release _____________________, and any of its associated or affiliated
companies, their directors, officers, agents, employees and customers, and appointed
advertising agencies, their directors, officers, agents and employees from all claims of
every kind on account of such use.


Print Name: ___________________________

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A trip to the local adult bookstore for a few 'shower toys' might help sell it...
 
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DrStranglove said:
She steals my cream rinse too. But I have been "reloading it" shall we say for a few days now. She does not seem to have noticed as she would be PISSED if she knew.

Funny thing, her hair is starting to look more shiny now for some reason...?!!?
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Forget the yogurt!
Iin high school we had a group of women who were mad at having their locker room used by one of the local visiting teams who always put stuff in their lockers to gross them out.

After the school wouldn't stop the teams messing around the girls got back by "borrowing" a key to open the soap despenser on the shower towers and adding Nair (lots of Nair) to the soap.

Problem solved!

And it was the early 70's before everyone sued everyone so no retaliation!
 
Lear60man said:
Take a bone from a buffalo wing let it dry. Then get a plastic press on fingernail and superglue the nail to the bone so it looks like a finger decomposed in the soap. Or roam the neighborhood for a little doggie poo poo. Let her wash up with that. Im here to help.
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best read of the morning.
 
LOVE IT! I love revenge stories... remind me sometime to tell the story of how my pet tarantulas shed skin stopped a waitress from stealing other waitresses tips!
 
I tend to use my worn socks when i need to take revenge. One time i wore a pair of socks in sneakers for 5 days straight and put the socks in a tupperware container and sent it by mail to a friend. He was horrified by both the idea and smell.

Another time i put a really smelly sock on a hairdryer, opened the door to my housemate's bedroom while he was asleep, stuck the sock/hairdryer combo into a slightly opened bedroom door and let 'er rip.

He woke up from the noise after 30 seconds and coulnd't believe the smell that had taken possession of his room. My finest McGuyver moment as of yet :D
 
CGClone said:
No time like the present, do share.
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OK, when a Tarantula sheds its skin, it leaves behind what looks like a second, full spider, right there in the cage with it. A friend was a waitress in a place where they would put their tips into cups with their names on them and pick the money up at the end of the night, rather than walk around carrying all that change and such.

Well, one girl was sneaking money out of the other girls tip cups... just quickly reaching into the cups, grabbing a few bucks or whatever when no one was looking. They had a suspicion who it was, but no proof. So I gave my friend my tarantula's shed skin... and she put it in her own tip cup.

About two hours into the night, there was this scream from the back room, and the suspected waitress came running out yelling "Get it off! Get it off!" She'd reached into my friends tip cup, her fingers went through the dried spider skin, and it then stuck to her by friction... a simple pull would have removed it, but she was in a panic!

And then she tried to get my friend fired for pulling such a 'mean' trick. Then came the obvious question... "why were you reaching into other peoples tip cups?" I'm pretty sure she quit, rather than be fired.
 
DrStranglove said:
Now that is a good one!! Girl is pretty much a moron.

Oh and she is not a kid. She is in fact about two months away from 20. (Can vote... drive... go to war....) And been told to either not use my stuff or GTFO for months.
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I don't see anything fundamentally wrong with your letting your brother stay with you or anything wrong with a practical joke here and there, but the extra baggage you've received for your generosity is another matter. If I were you I'd tell your brother that either he deal with the situation of his gf's daughter or he's out the door too. As long as your name is on the mortgage, I'd say you don't have to resort to indirect methods to get a point across.
 
A few things come to mind. Try using Mothers carwash in your bottle if cream rinse, it is hell to get out, but smells really good.
You could put Nair in the bottle or the soap. Her hair will start coming out, little by little.

I to thought of the resin soap, but mix it wrong so the thing leachs the oil out....Kev:angel
 
Maybe it is possible to mix 'itching powder' into the soap. Don't know if it will still have the desired effect when mixed in soap, but easy to try :D
 
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