"Doug Broke your Beer"
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"Nervous Breakdown eh',.. Me to,.. When he was born"
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The Opening Scene when the MGM Lion Burps...
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"Statue of Liberty,.. Take Off,. You a Fleshy Headed Mutant"
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"Hey Hoser,. This milks 2 months old"
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"My brother always said that drowning in beer would be like heaven. Well, my brothers not here and I got two soakers,.. This SUCKS."
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"All the bowling alley's were destroyed. So I spent most of my time...looking for BEER!"
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"My burps are giving me whip-lash"