I don't think you understand Greg... Chuck Norris is seriously awesome... here's just a few reasons that might clear it up a bit for you...
- Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke... ..that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
- Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
- Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
- There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
So I'm sorry... Segal just wouldn't stand a chance!
- Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke... ..that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
- Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
- Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
- There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
So I'm sorry... Segal just wouldn't stand a chance!